Atomic Wedgie

Nope. I don't want one

Beware the atomic wedgie!

It'll strangulate your fruit!

And turn you to a veggie

With shriveled, dying roots!

Don't let 'em yank your drawers

Right up around your head!

Burn rubber across the floor

Or else you'll soon be dead!

Author's Note

In case you didn't hear-- in Oklahoma, a drunk guy killed his likewise drunk stepfather with an "atomic wedgie".

Reviews

[Frieda P]

WHAT? You can die of a wedgie? Funny stuff, until I read your author's note, for real?

[Samuel Dickens]

Thanks, Freda. I'm afraid it really happened.

[Frieda P]

What an epitaph eh?

[MomzillaNC]

Or, wish you were… :D

I saw more than one boy subjected to the atomic wedgie. Of course, I also saw a couple subjected to the nuclear wedgie (run up the flagpole while still in their drawers!)

[Samuel Dickens]

Thanks. It's silly, I know.

[MomzillaNC]

Well, girls perpetrate some pretty horrific taunts too; ours just tend to be of the deep, soul wounding, carry it forever variety.

[roarke]

heh, when ya mentions Oklahoma... ya need say no more. hahahaahaha
Catchy little diddie Sam, I think every news article should have a moral of the story diddie attached to it. Could be a whole new career for ya.

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Great poem sam. To bad about the Oklahoma wedgie related fiasco

[Samuel Dickens]

Thanks. The okies usually just shoot one another, so this is quite novel.