Somethin' Stinks!

You'll figure it out

What’s that smell? Somethin’ stinks!

It’s causing my poor nose to shrink!

I fear my nostrils will collapse!

Someone in their pants has crapped!

Look! Look! Don’t take a chance!

Board a plane and fly to France,

It’s Donald J. Von Shitzenpants!

Author's Note

The man is rotten through and through.

Reviews

[Betty Hermelee]

must say i don’t know the man Shitzenpants, but it certainly does smell of something” rotten”….=a nice spoof on this character Sam….you always have a way with words and a tale to tell… thank you for sharing!
Warmly, B🌷🌷🌷

[Samuel Dickens]

Thanks, Betty. One day (and I hope it's soon) the world won't have to put up with his stench any longer.

[Betty Hermelee]

yes i hope so too….t seems to be getting worse every day….a pleasure
Warmly
B🌷🌷🌷

[MCS]

He seems to have issues with both his oral and anal sphincters. Great piece my friend.

[Samuel Dickens]

Thanks. Do you recall that cartoon from the sixties in which the bad guy sings, "My name is Crabby Appleton, I'm rotten to the core"? At least that one didn't smell like an outhouse.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Too many wanted him, and now we all got him.
It is chaotic odor and it is getting worse every day.
j.

[Samuel Dickens]

Thank you. America has fallen into the mud. I hope we can get up.

[John the Baptist]

I always wondered what his real name was.

[Samuel Dickens]

Thank you. Credit for his real name must go to Michael Cohen.

[Lorry]

Be is nuttier than an explosion in a snickers factory and so far up his own a*s his aftershave is eau du colon!
Am trying my best to think of something nice to say about him but have scraped a hole through the bottom of the barrel.
Angry candy floss headed oompa loompa is the best I got! 😃

[Samuel Dickens]

Thanks. Something good about him? Hmmm, let's see...well, uh, I understand that his breath stinks less than that of a buffalo fart.

[SweetNutmeg]

lol, yes, perfect poem to celebrate his regime. France is looking pretty good right now. He really is rotten. He's such a black hole of immorality, it's astonishing. I can't imagine a more immoral person. And these so-called Christians are just fine with his p***y-grabbing, wife cheating, porn star bribing, woman assaulting style. It's A-OK. I don't get it.

[Samuel Dickens]

Thanks. I don't get it, either. The phony christians that support him make me especially angry. Did they not pick up on anything Jesus said? Eisenhower would put the whole damned Republican party before a firing squad.

[Chris Shaw]

A funny read dear Sam. You don’t like him do ya? Hope all is good in your world.
Happy and healthy if that’s possible.

Chris

[Samuel Dickens]

Thank you, Chris. I'm doing ok and hope you are as well.

[Chris Shaw]

All good Sam. The outside world takes over. Not much time for poetry:)