Dear Loved Ones

a satirical letter

Dear Loved Ones,

It would seem my time of reckoning will soon be upon us.  Before this time arrives, there are a few things I need to say.  Make sure to feed my cats - Mom, Deb, Heather... anyone.  Make sure you limit them - they're a bit overweight.  Try to drink coffee in remembrance of me, at least twice a week if possible.  Read through my old writing, share the good s**t with the world.

But most importantly - take care of my baby.  AKA: my car.  It really needs to be treated with care, given new sticker gifts occasionally.  Make regular oil changes.  Rotate the tires when needed.  Check the pressure every three weeks or so.  And take it for long drives.

-Sarah J Dhue

PS: wait, this is just a cold, scratch that last.

Reviews

[Kathrine Rethorn]

This is me every time I'm sick, honestly.

[Tony Jordan]

Lmao @ 'share the good s**t with the world' - haha
This is great Sarah J.

Its like man-flu in a way. We are always ready to throw in the towel at the first cough...lol

Nice one.
:))