Jack and Jill

Mary had two very big . . . er . . . eyes,
And she could look at you and lie.
Jack was well-endowed with a big . . . er . . . grin,

And he was randy when on sloe gin.
Now Jack and Jill lay down to . . . er . . . sleep,

And as they did Jack did it deep.

Jill said she thought it was shorter,
Jack said, Good, give me back my quarter.

©August 8, 30 / Jerry Pat Bolton

Reviews

[Samuel Dickens]

Ha! I'm so glad you cleared it up for me. My old sailor mind was imagining all kinds of ribald goings on.

[JerryB]

Many thanks Samuel, for your thoughts about Jack and Jill.

[Tazeen Ahmed]

woah! a new version of " Jack and Jill"...
a very imaginative and humorous piece!

[JerryB]

Many thanks, Tazeen, for checking out my silly little poem . . . A very brave thing for you to do . . . Just kidding, but not about those many tanks!

[Tazeen Ahmed]

hehe....welcome

[Sami Khalil]

Very unique and so lovely. You are very creative in all...:)......................

[JerryB]

Heh.Heh Just having some sexy fun, Sami, Thank you for stopping by.

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome ....::::))))))