Chapter IV: Gorgax, the Heart Stealer

A Chapter by Scorpious Alpha

Thanks to empty roads and a fast car, Ballester caught up to Gorgax in twenty minutes. “Hey baby, I’m Ballester, Ballester Sallone.” Ballester tells Gorgax.

“Ah, yes. The strong human, I was looking forward to seeing what you have to offer.”

“This dick!” He points downward.

“I am so glad to be living in a time where we can be open to being with humans, we hated that we had to stay hidden from people for so long.”

“If it’s any consolation, I find the idea of you being an alien incredibly sexy. So, are you sure our junk will be compatible?”

“Of course it will! Long ago, my species helped evolution along by fornicating with the highest functioning organism on the planet. We helped bring humans into being.”

“Haha, that’s a conspiracy theory.”

“It’s fact on my planet.”

“Jeez, what else were they hiding from us?”

“Your species is odd. Why withhold such crucial information?”

“To control the masses. Or maybe humans wouldn’t be able to deal with it. Who knows?”

“Why are you so accepting?”

“Because after all the weird s**t I’ve seen and experienced, that doesn’t seem so farfetched anymore.”

“Would you have believed it otherwise?”

“Maybe. I didn’t really pay that much attention, I just wanted to die.”

“Why?”

“After the war was over, I couldn’t fit in with normal society. All I knew was killing the enemy, it was driving me insane. But I get to kill again, so I have purpose again. So, munitions expert?”

“Yeah, check out this piece I got before we came here.” She pulls out a small gun with a button trigger. “Go ahead, shoot it at something.” Ballester points and shoots a corpse, which vanishes instantly.

“Where did it go?”

“Its atoms were scattered everywhere. The gun breaks down whatever is shot down to the atomic level, scattering them everywhere in the air, on the ground, on us.”

“That’s nuts!”

“Then I also have this beauty.” She takes out another gun and hands it over, taking back the first gun.

“Let’s see... ‘Stun’, ‘Kill’, ‘Cook’?”

“Yeah, that setting has been seeing a lot of use since we got here. Your species doesn’t taste too good. We prefer wolf or cougar. Bear was ok, a little dry...”

“So, what’s it do?”

“It takes care of the problem instantly. Stun immediately paralyzes the target, Kill immediately kills the target, and Cook immediately cooks the target, dead or alive.”

“You’ve taken on all of those animals?”

“Yeah, why?”

“Nothing, that’s pretty badass.”

“I’ve taken out bigger on my home planet.”

“Oh, but you haven’t seen all this planet has to offer. Whales, giraffes, and elephants are pretty huge.”

“I’m familiar with your planet’s tiny animals. The beasts that roamed here before humans were a better challenge.”

“Dinosaurs?”

“The reptilian race that were in charge of the planet millions of years ago.”

“Yeah, dinosaurs.”

“We still have them on our planet. When our species was here, they had taken eggs with them.”

“You guys coexist?”

“No, we realized our mistake, but because we had brought so many with us, they multiplied before we could slay them all. Their numbers ARE thinning, but I’ve had to slay a few myself.”

“My god, you’re wonderful.”

“What about you? What do you do?”

“I was a marine, then a gun for hire, lab experiment, and now I guess I’m a gun for hire again.”

“What exactly do you slay?”

“Scott.”

“What is a Scott?”

“He’s a moron, you haven’t run into any, have you?”

“No, and what exactly is a ‘Scott’?”

“Oh, this stupid guy got cloned and there’s hundreds of copies of him running around.”

“You know, I actually did come across a mentally deficient human. Is this him?” She takes a skull resembling a Neanderthal skull from her backpack.

“Yeah, yeah that’s him!”

“He tasted terrible.”

“Probably because he’s a clone. I’d suggest a corpse, but it’s already been a few days, and they’re starting to stink up the town here.”

“Maybe I can convince Serge to give you Eyes.”

“Eyes?”

“Yeah, he’s a genetically modified human.”

“No, I want to try unaltered, fresh human.”

“If we run into any fodder, you can have first dibs.”

“Sounds good.”

“So, do you wanna come with me to hunt some Scotts?”

“Yes. Yes I would. Glirfor!” An alien comes running towards them.

“Yes ma’am?” Glirfor says.

“Congratulations, your years of hard work is paying off. I hereby promote you to head of Security. Make me proud, soldier.”

“Yes! And to think, I thought you’d die for me to get promoted.”

“Well, I found someone, I’m going to go hunting with him.”

“You? You found someone? Really? You? Found someone?”

“Yes, why is that so hard to believe?”

“I just- wow, really? You?”

“I can promote Gorger instead.” she says sternly.

“No, uh, thank you ma’am, and good luck!” He calls the others towards him to tell them the news.

“So, where should we go?” Gorgax asks Ballester.

“Uhh, pick a direction.” Ballester says.

“Let’s continue north.”

“Sounds good.” They start walking. “Wait, why are we walking? I drove here.” They get in Ballester’s car and start driving. “So, wouldn’t eating human make you a cannibal in a way?”

“There’s enough of a difference that I won’t suffer madness, but yes.”

“I tried human, wasn’t bad.”

“You’ve eaten your own kind?”

“I was curious, besides, I cooked it first.”

“You really are a renegade, huh?”

“I don’t give a f**k.”

“That’s what I like about you.”

“So, when can we f**k?”

“Let’s kill something together first.”

“And if we don’t find anything, do we still get to f**k?”

“Yeah, but my heart won’t be in it.”

“Speaking of which, I don’t see any tits. I see pecs, but I don’t see t*****s.”

“Our species doesn’t have mammaries, we’re amphibious.”

“But you have a vagina?”

“Yes.”

“Good enough for me.”

“Is that really all it takes?”

“I guess not, they could have placed me with anyone, but I asked to be screened for matches and you popped up.”

“I didn’t know you cared.”

“Me neither.” They feel a bump. Ballester stops the car, and sees Scott on the ground.

“Is it alive?” Gorgax asks.

“No.”

“Doesn’t count.”

“What? That totally counts!”

“No, it doesn’t. You accidentally ran over it, it doesn’t count. Come on, we’re going hunting in the woods.”

“Do I have to?”

“Yes, if you want a piece of this.”

“My god.”

“What?”

“Your eyes, they’re full of stars.”

“No, that’s my multipupil. I can see in the dirtiest of water, I can see thermodynamic changes, I can see the entire uv spectrum, I can see through smoke, in any direction, and all of this talk is making you horny, your body temperature is rising and blood flow is being redirect-” Ballester interrupts her with a kiss.

“Shut up.” She just stares at him in a daze, mouth partially open.

“Follow me, I sense a pond nearby.”

“Neat trick.”

“Thanks, it’s instinct.” They make their way to the pond and she starts undressing. “You too, come on!” Ballester starts undressing too. He notices that her skin is translucent, almost transparent. He can see all of her organs, and realizes the reason the aliens are green is that it’s their blood that’s green with the consistency of gel. She jumps into the water, and Ballester follows her. She brings her head out of the water, and Ballester can see through her more clearly. He touches her face.

“You’re slimy.”

“Well yeah, but it’s not going to hurt you. Might get you a little high, but that’s about it.”

“What do you mean?”

“You have a frog on this planet that causes people to hallucinate, correct?”

“Actually, I think they’re toads...”

“Either way, it’s amphibious, correct?”

“Yeah...”

“We secrete a fluid as well when our skin gets wet after being dry too long, it’s how we find mates, it’s a pheromone that intoxicates or repels the prospective mate, depending on genes.”

“So, you find out who’s compatible by oozing fluid?”

“Sort of. We have to be away from water for a few days to really let our outer skin really crust over. Are you feeling it yet?”

“Oh more gord, I’m schlowly king.”

“Oh yeah, you’re feeling it.” She brings him in, and maneuvers him inside of her.

“It feels like my dick is inside of jelly, but it feels sooo good!”

“I’ll take that as a compliment.”

“I’ve fucked my share of chicks, and this is unlike anything I’ve experienced before!” Her vagina grips and vaccuum sucks his dick inside of her, and pumps him hard. “Woahuhuhuh”

“Release your tadpoles inside of me!”

“Yeaaahhhh!”

“Open your mouth.” He does, and she spits a glob into his mouth.

“Why the hell did you do that?”

“You thought my slime was intoxicating? This will really mess you up.”

“Woah, what’s in this stuff?”

“It’s mucus that builds up during coitus. After we’re done mating, we spit in each other’s mouth. If we can each hold the mucus for the next... Let me see, your planet has twenty four hour days, so, in about two and a half days, we will be bonded for life. Speaking of which, return the favor, please.” She opens her mouth.

“You- you want me to spit in your mouth?”

“With mucus, yes.”

“Well, here goes nothing.” Ballester sucks his sinuses up as much as he could and spits in her mouth, she swallows it. It begins to rain.

“I love the rain, let’s just make out in it.”

“Beats beating off every night.” They kiss in the rain, and she makes croaking noise from the gills on her neck.

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