Chapter X: Super Fun America Number One Barrestel Sarrone Hot Dog Enjoyment Comic!A Chapter by Scorpious AlphaChapter X: Super Fun America Number One Barrestel Sarrone Hot Dog Enjoyment Comic! Hello! I am Barrestel Sarrone! I am anime counterpart! Hyah! My boss super evil but kinda good boss, Serge the Ultimate Ruler of the World has me hunting Scotts! Scotts are Barrestel number one enemy! Me and Feces Rubber run into a bunch of Scotts one day! It is a battle royale, and we may be outnumbered... Until I remember, I have super team to call on! I send Barrestel signal into air, and super fun comrades show up to help! Dog Hot Dog Man! Many Eyes! Frog Prince Alien Man! Gorgon Corn Dealer Alien! They all assemble at once! “What is wrong, Barrestel?” Gorgon Corn Dealer Alien says! “There are many Scotts heading towards us, and Feces Rubber is ineffective as his feces just feeds them!” Barrestel says! They all take turns to exclaim! “Ooh!” “Oh!” “Ah!” “Ooh!” “There are too many Scotts!” Barrestel says! “I will bait them, and then you will have your chance!” Feces Rubber says! Feces Rubber goes into a corner with Scotts following him! While Barrestel starts shooting, Frog Prince Alien Man shoots toxic waste, Gorgon throws corn and Dog Hot Dog man throws his bread! The Scotts, distracted by eating and high off of toxins are easy picking for Barrestel the Assassin, he starts shooting each in their head, their demise imminent. “Good work, team!” Barrestel says! Barrestel signals Many Eyes who approaches him. Barrestel gives instructions in sign language as Many Eyes is unable to hear due to his ears replaced by eyes! Many Eyes rushes back to the lab to report to Ultimate Ruler Serge! “So... Barrestal killed many more Scotts, eh?” Ultimate Ruler says, sinisterly! Ultimate Ruler irradiates lizard! It grows to tremendous size! “Alfredo san, go and kill Barrestel san and his group!” The giant lizard roars, understanding his master’s instructions! Little do Barrestel and friends know, Alfredo is only pretending to appease Ultimate Ruler Serge. But little does Alfredo know, Ultimate Ruler Serge intends for them to be friends, he just has to act evil for everyone! But little does Ultimate Ruler Serge know that I control all of their fates and that is how this story will go. But little do you, dear reader know that in the original manga, Alfredo was Barrestel’s pet whom he used to call on to devour many enemies! Muahahahahaha! It is all a tapestry that no one will understand! “That was amazing battle!” Barrestel says! “We should probably return to the lab! Buy corn!” Gorgon Corn Dealer Alien says! “Arf woof! What is that?” Dog Hot Dog man asks as he points to the sky! Alfredo is making his way downtown! How will they ever defeat him??? We will find out after commercial break! “Mother, you will disgrace our family if you do not buy me the latest line of Barrestel toy action figures! “We will wait until your father gets home to discuss it.” “I am father, I have just returned home from work!” “Father, I would like a new Barrestel Sarrone set of action figure toys please!” “I work at the factory, every set you buy goes into my paycheck, so of course you may. Your grades have been honorable.” “Thank you father, I will cherish them always.” Barrestel Sarrone action figures! Each sold seperatery! Accessories also sold sepreratery! If you do not buy, you dishonor your famiry. Now, back to show! Alfredo makes his way towards the group and starts eating them, one by one, even Barrestel could not escape it! Now they are in the creature’s belly! “What should we do?” Barrestel asks group of super friends. “I can help!” Frog Prince Alien Man says! He ejects his toxins into the beast’s belly, causing Alfredo to fall over! They escape out the mouth! “Boy, we almost became midday meal there!” Gorgon Corn Dealer Alien says. “I must head back to my home, my family is waiting!” Barrestel says! “Let us head back to the lab!” Gorgon, Corn Dealer Alien says! They start walking towards the lab, when the ground shakes! They look behind them, and it appears as though Alfredo has gotten back up! The team readies their battle positions! But Alfredo just stands there! “I guess maybe he will not bother us!” Barrestel says, confidently! They start walking again! They feel the ground shake again, at it seem that Alfredo is following them! 😮 “It appears as though the lizard is following us!” Barrestel says! “Oh!” “Ooh!” “Ah!” “He will make a great ally!” Barrestel says! He motions for the giant lizard to follow them, which it does! They arrive back at the lab!” Ultimate Ruler Serge spins around in his chair! “So, you’ve managed to defeat Alfredo and befriend him!” Ultimate Ruler Serge says! “Yes, you’ve managed to be foiled once again, Ultimate Ruler Serge!” Barrestel says! “You fool! That was my plan all along! Mufufufufu!” “What?” “Ooh!” “Ah! “Oh!” “That’s right, you followed my plan all along!” Ultimate Ruler Serge says! “How could you trick us like that?” Barrestel says, clenching his fist and gritting his teeth! “Fool! It was I who created you! I know your fate!” “I am at your mercy, master!” “Now go, you are free to go to your domicile!” “Hai.” Barrestel goes to his room, and is greeted by loving wife, Gorgax! “Hello, wife!” “How dare you hello wife me, leaving me stuck with the kids all day, you said you’d be home an hour and a half ago! The food is already cold and I’m not heating it up again just for you to leave because I want you to spend time with the children-” “Shut up, woman!” Barrestel says as he slaps her. A spot of anger appears on Gorgax’s forehead and she starts beating Barrestel mercilessly. “How dare you tell me to shut up, you’re the a*****e here, all I ask is for you to spend time with the kids! And how could you slap me? What’s wrong with you? My friends were right about you, I should have married Zorzak! Now, you will eat the cold food I have left for you and you will watch the children while I go to the salon and get my skin restretched. You can sleep with Feces Rubber tonight because you certainly won’t get it from me!” She yells as she slams the door! “Father, Ruzal inflicted pain on me and left this purplish blemish! It hurts when I touch it!” Oigres, the oldest, says. “That is a bruise, son! The mark of a warrior, for I have many. Why did your brother inflict pain upon you?” “He called me a loser, so I called him a barbarian, he then attacked me!” “Ah, so you were defending your honor? Good for you son! Bring Ruzal to me, I would like a word with him!” Oigres leaves, and is replaced by Ruzal! “It is dishonorable to provoke another for no reason, especially family.” “But father, you told me that strong is always dominant over weak, I was asserting myself, I am the strongest, so I shall lead the clan of siblings!” Ruzal, the Second says. “Do not forget your place. Oigres was born first, therefore he leads the clan. Plus, he is much smarter than you are. The brain is also a muscle, and in that, he has you beaten!” “The rage I feel inside of me is due to frustration, Father. I must go with you to defeat some Scotts, I can feel the need to eviscerate flowing through my veins!” “I too know what that feels like. Did you forget, your birthday is soon, we shall hunt then.” “Thank you father.” “And no more attacking your siblings, it brings great shame.” “Understood, father.” “You are dismissed.” “Hai.” Barrestel goes into his kitchen, heats up a bowl of rice and noodles, and quickly shovels it down while watching television! A foul odor enters the room! “Waaaah!” Barrestel yells as he falls backwars in his chair. “Hello, friend and lover, may we partake in the love making? We did, after all, have a successful victory today! Twice!” Feces Rubber says! He holds up a peace sign! “Not right now, I must let the food digest first! Also! I have told you many a time you are not allowed in my house with that obnoxious stench! That is why your room is on the other side of the building!” “Fine, but if you do not show up by 11:00, I will come back!” “Fine, just get out!” Feces Rubber leaves, and Barrestel quickly goes to work with the smelly sprays. “I loathe that piece of s**t.” Barrestel thinks to himself. “Perhaps one day he will die, then I will be satisfied.” He continues to think, as he smirks! There is a knock at the door! When he opens it, Frog Prince Alien Man is at the door. “Can I help you with something?” “I understand you have a date with Feces Rubber today!” Frog Prince Alien Man says! “Unfortunately! But wait! How did you know?” “That smell is hard to miss! I know that when he is on this side, it means he wants to bang!” “The Holy One deemed it so.” “Perhaps you can bargain with the Holy One?” “I have tried. Feces Rubber is a punishment!” “Well, I figured you might be in this mess, so I brought you some secretions!! Hopefully, you will be too intoxicated to suffer!” “You are the best friend ever!” “And yet, he has no idea of my real intentions.” Frog Prince Alien Man thinks to himself. “Well, see you on the next mission!” He calls to Barrestel. Ok, now we fast forward through sex of drugged up Barrestel and Feces Rubber, because it is indecent and we do not show such images. Ok, so the very next day, Barrestel is on his way to destroy Scott. He gets Frog Prince Alien Man to come with him, to avoid the wrath of Feces Rubber. “Thank you for choosing me to go on to this mission.” “It is appreciated, friend. You are more effective than Feces Rubber, I am glad we avoided him today. There is a couple of Scotts!” They get out of the car! Frog Prince Alien Man shoots secretions out, when not only both Scotts are hit, but so is Barrestel! He staggers around, shooting his gun in the air, while the Scotts just keep bumping into each other! It is madness! Frog Prince Alien Man picks up the Scotts and throws them off of the cliff! Barrestel stumbles over and falls! Frog Prince Alien Man cradles Barrestel’s drugged out head, constantly moving! “Blathhahrahamminchok!” He babbles and babbles on! The insanity consumes him! “My friend, you have gone insane, you are suffering a lethal dose of my secretion!” “Boobinskienkanunu!” “I am sorry my friend, but this is for your own good.” He slits Barrestel’s throat! The look of betrayal in Barrestel’s eyes is apparent! He never know his best friend would slit his throat!” “How could-” were Barrestel’s last words, as he dies in Frog Prince Alien Man’s arms, who has begun crying shining tears down his face as he lays Barrestel’s body on the ground. Today’s story is over! Watch as next week, Barrestel deals with silly elephant! More violence! More boobies! More American Barrestal Sarrone! IF YOU NOT WATCH BARRESTEL SARRONE, YOU DISCGRACE FAMILY, SWEATSHOP WORKERS WHO MAKE CARTOON, AND SCOLPIOUS ARPHA, BELOVED CREATOR OF BARRESTER SARRONE! Goodbye!
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Scorpious AlphaSomewherein, PAAboutI'm a writer who works on thrillers and sci-fi comedy. I have a series of three series, Imperfect Perfection, Parasitic Psychosis, and Unbalanced Electrical Storm finished, Deluxe Editions available .. more.. |
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