Chapter XX: Super Fun Barrestel Sarrone Enjoyment Comic Fettucine Alfredo

Chapter XX: Super Fun Barrestel Sarrone Enjoyment Comic Fettuccine Alfredo 

HAI! Scolpious Arpha here to tell you another great Barrelstal Sarrone Story! It’s -a great! 😊 We have many adventure for you today, so stay, ah tuned. 

LAST WEEK: On Barrestal Sarrone Super Fun Show! 

“I cannot kill my own son, I won’t!” Barrestal says. 

“I am sorry, but we are still working on a cure.” Ultimate Ruler Serge says. 

“Bullshit, you just wanna see my son die, you son of a b***h!” 

“What if I were to tell you there is already a cure?” 

“Ohhh!?” 

“Yes, that is right. And it flows through the very veins of your other children.” 

“But who will make such a sacrifice?” 

“I will do it father.” Oigres, says. “As the eldest, it is my duty and my honor to save my younger brother’s life.” 

“But he is almost pure Scott, it will take most of your blood, dear brother!” Nyvar exclaims. 

“I know, if it were me lying on that bed, he would do the same for me!” 

“I will donate too then, brother, you should not have to burden yourself with such a task, when any of us could as well.” 

“She is correct, I will donate as well, we are all family, we are all one.” Nogal says. 

“Make it so.” Serge, Ultimate Ruler says. Each of the siblings donates enough blood to transfuse into Ruzal to bring him back from being Scott. Ruzal wakes up. 

“What has happened? Where am I?” Ruzal asks. 

“You were living among the Scotts as one of them.” Barrestal says. 

“Oooh!” 

“What do you remember of the experience?” Serge, Ultimate Ruler asks. 

“To tell you would bring great shame to us all, it is a secret I will take to my grave.” 

“We know how the Scotts operate, you need not tell us that, tell us about which Scott is in charge.” 

“I think I may have been, because of my superior intellect.” 

“So because all Scotts are dumb, nobody is in charge?” 

“Correct, it was chaotic before I showed up, just like any other hunt.” 

“I see, do you have any more information?” 

“Nothing we do not already know.” 

“Everyone is hereby dismissed.” Everyone goes home. 

🎶Barrestel Sarrone 

Fights the evils of our world 

Death to Scotts and Chings🎶 

It’s a sunny day, Barrestel wakes up, scratches himself, and quietly gets dressed, afraid to wake his wife, as she is cranky when woken with a start. Barrestel makes his way to the kitchen, grabs something to eat, and lights marijuana blunt. He makes his way to Serge Ultimate Ruler’s lab. “Good morning, most exalted ruler.” 

“Ah, good morning Barrestel! Going Scott hunting today?” 

“Of course, it is my purpose!” He smiles and throws up a peace sign with his eyes closed. Suddenly, a dark shadow is cast, as something looms toward the gate. Both Serge Ultimate Ruler and Barrestal look at the surveillance video to see none other than a Ching, one of Barrestel’s most deadliest of foes, and this one, is unnaturally large. “Ooh!” 

“Ah!” Serge presses the intercom. “Attention all employees, to my lab, immediately!” Rubber Feces Man, Manboutu, Alien Frog Man, Gorgax, Gorgon, and Chimmy Guard Dog Hot Dog, along with Nyvar, Nogal, and Oigres. Many Eyes only shows up to see where everyone went. The menacing Ching is just outside the electrified fence, floating and not moving, knowing that the voltage would surely short circuit it and knock it out. “We seem to be at a standstill. If the Ching touches the fence, it will short circuit and we will easily defeat it. However, if we shut the fence off to go fight it, it will surely start destroying the building and get bigger.” 

“What are we to do?” Barrestal asks. 

“What if we hit with the Corrodium laser on top of the building?” Gorgon asks. 

“Because, it requires forty two days to recharge, and it has been only twenty seven.” Serge, Ultimate Ruler says, with clenched fist and teeth, his glasses losing their reflection as he is surrounded by darkness. 

“Damn!” Barrestel says in a slightly amplified voice. 

“What if we get on the rooftop and fire Corrodium shots and Manboutu’s toxic suit?” Oigres chimes in. 

“Genius! You will definitely be the scientist of your age, Oigres, your parents should be proud to have such a smart and capable son. In fact, all of your children are exemplary, Barrestel.” Serge praises. 

“Thank you, sensei.” 

“We have a battle to win! Everyone geared up and to the roof, NOW!” Everyone complies and they meet up on the roof. 

“I’ve got this.” Ruzal says, smugly as he sets up his sniper rifle. 

“Do not let your pride get the best of you Ruzal, you have learned this lesson before.” Barrestel stays, sternly to his middle son. 

“Yes, father.” Everyone takes aim at the Ching. 

“On my mark.” Serge Ultimate Ruler says. Everyone stays steady. “Fire.” And in precision, Ruzal’s Corrodium rifle bullet, Barrestel and Gorgax’s Corrodium pistol bullets, Oigres’ Corrodium bomb, Nogal’s Corrodium shiroken, Manboutu, Alien Frog Man’s acid, Chimmy Hot Dog Guard Dog’s Corrodium hot dog, Nyvar’s Corrodium throwing knife, Rubber Feces Man’s feces, and Serge Ultimate Ruler’s 100,000,000 volt bullet, all hit the Ching at once. It stays still, having eaten all the ammunition, it just grows, and grows, and grows taller, until it is eye level with them all. 

“Why did you create such a monstrosity?” Barrestel shouts. 

“It was not supposed to be here, you were supposed to fight it in a different location.” 

“You did not answer my question.” 

“You dare question your master?” 

“No sir.” 

“That is what I thought. There is another solution.” 

“Aaah! 

“Oooh!” 

“Oh! 

“Ah!’ 

“That is right.” Serge continues, “Alfredo!” A giant, mutated lizard comes down from the mountain behind the lab and faces the deadly Ching. Ching tries to use its teeth on Alfredo, but his scales are too thick to cut through. The eye lasers are also ineffective. In fact, it charges Alfredo, who lets out a mighty breath of fire, singeing the Ching. It transforms itself into a giant firewall that surrounds Alfredo who is getting burned, and it encloses him as it gets smaller and smaller. 

“What do we do? Alfredo’s organs will be cooked, if we don’t help him! Gorgon says. Rubber Feces Man starts shooting his excrement onto the fire, eventually putting it out. The Ching reappears, and shrinks down to normal size. Alfredo picks it up and eats it. Everyone cheers, and Alfredo leans into the group, and they all pet him. He is familiar with them all, as Serge Ultimate Ruler rescued him when he was just a baby lizard. Serge enlarged him so that for once, such a tiny being can know what it is like to be larger than the world. Unfortunately, because Alfredo was covered in feces, everyone pukes everywhere. Some Scotts fly over, flapping their arms as wings, and eat it all up. They then fly over and proceed to clean off Alfredo. 

“Another Ching down, that leaves six more!” Barrestal says. 

“All with different modifications! Muahahahahahahaha!” Serge, Ultimate Ruler laughs evilly. 

“You b*****d! Why do you enjoy torturing us so?” 

“Because God Scorpious commands me to.” 

“Why? Why do you torture us so?” Barrestel shakes his fist at me. 

“Do I need to bring you a worse threat, or are you going to continue to challenge me?” I ask him. 

“I am sorry, my Lord.” 

“You are forgiven.” 

“Thank you, thank you!” He kneels and bows down to me, as does everyone else but Serge. 

“This is fun, isn’t it?” I ask me. 

“Yeah, thanks!” 

“No problem, buddy.”  I smile at him, and he smiles back. “You may all get up now, I’ll be seeing you.” 

“We are truly grateful to be in your presence.” Barrestel tells me. 

“Yeah, sure, whatever.” I’m out, b*****s! You’d think that he’d be my favorite because he praises me so much. But, he’s just a cheap ripoff of the real thing, they all are. But you know what? It’s funny to me. I hope it’s funny to you too. And now, back to the show! 

“You all did very well today.” Serge, ultimate ruler says. Everyone cheers. “But there was one who helped us when we really needed it, and so, thank you, Rubber Feces Man for saving Alfredo’s life and winning the battle.” 

“Aw shucks, victory hug!” Everyone hugs Rubber Feces Man and pukes at the same time. “And don’t forget, we’ll be making sweet victory love, Barrestel!” 

“Gee, great.” Barrestel looks at You. 

Next week, On Barrestel Sarrone Enjoyment Comic Show: 

“I do not know where Many Eyes keeps his many eyes, you’ll have to ask him.” Serge Ultimate Ruler says. Barrestel explodes. 

“Eyes for sale! Free ears for sale, only fifty cents!” A merchant is yelling. 

“How many for brains?” Barrestel asks. 

“A leg.” Barrestel opens a sack and gives the merchant a leg, who then gives Barrestel brains in return. 

“Horses.” And he leaves. The scene then shows him fighting Scotts, and he cuts out their eyes and eats them. He cuts off both of their heads and s***s on the floor. 

“Come for fruit.” Serge Ultimate Ruler says. 

“Imp feet.” Barrestal says. 

“I can’t find my flashlight.” 

“Go lock the door.” 

“But that’s not real.” 

“I’m here for you.”  

“I’ll never leave you.” 

“I will eat Frog Man’s a*****e.” 

“That is normal.” 

“Me too.” 

“Porn on the floor.” 

“That is indecent, there is no tentacles.” 

“I have something important to tell you.” 

“I misplaced my pants.” 

“They are in your butthole.” 

“Thank you, esteemed ruler. Now I can have bones with my wife at Pound Town.” 

“You are free to do as you wish.” 

“That’s impossible!” 

“Believe it!” 

“OHH!!” It then shifts to another Scott battle and Barrestel’s arms and legs fall off. It then cuts to Gorgax singing a song about freedom. Commercial time, credits are over now! 

🎶Ballester is done 

No more adventures today 

Bye, Go F**k Yourself🎶