Chapter XL: Barrestel Fantasy Robot Space Battle!

Chapter XL: Barrestel Fantasy Robot Space Battle! 

Hello, Scolpious Arpha here for another exciting episode of Super Fun Barrelstel Sarrone Enjoyment Comic In Space! When we last left our heroes, they had just defeated the people of Cloud Nine in glorious battle! “We have been successful this day!” Barrestel says. 

“It was a close one, you were almost beheaded!” Gorgax says. 

“Ahahaha! They could not defeat me if they tried, after all, I cannot die!” 

“Ah! You are certainly right, life mate!” 

“Come, let us have celebratory maritals!” They take a ride to Pound Town, with Barrestel giving Gorgax many bones. 

“I love you, Barrestal san!” 

“I love you too, Gorgax!” The bones pile up until they are exhausted. Suddenly, Ultimate Ruler Serge appears on screen. 

“Attention! Evil ships coming through! All hands to battle stations!” Ultimate Ruler Serge says, urgently before the screen shuts back off again. The ship rumbles. 

“Let us go see what is happening, co captain!” Barrestel tells Gorgax. They rush to the bridge, where they see a ship outside firing at them. “We must defeat them! Manboutu, fire!” 

“Uh, sirs, you are nude!” Manboutu, Frog Alien Man says, before he fires on the ship. They look down, and quickly rush off and get suited up and return to the bridge. 

“What is the status?” Barrestel asks. 

“Shields are holding, other ship is offline!” Manboutu, Frog Alien Man says. 

“Arizona, establish communication!” 

“Yes sir!” Arizona, Blue Blind Galaxian says. The enemy appears on screen. 

“Why did you attack us?” 

“Because you are weak, and we are strong!” The enemy says. 

“Who are you?” 

“I am Hishmi of the Clagon tribe from Planet Xeryllia. We fire upon any and all intruders into our galaxy!” 

“We are not intruders, you b*****d!” My wife and many of the crew are from this solar system!” 

“Impossible! The Galaxians went extinct long ago, how can this be?” 

“We simply left the system, we did not try to live on that planet any longer.” Gorgax says. 

“Then I will exterminate you right here, right now!” The ship begins transforming, and turns into a robot. The robot rushes, and slashes at the ship with a sword. 

“Hahahahaha! Fool! You cannot cut through our shield! Manboutu, engage!” 

“Yes sir!” Frog Alien Man says, as he presses a button which turns their ship into a robot with a sword too. 

“Fire!” A huge beam comes out of the sword of Barrestel’s ship, hitting the other robot ship like bukakke from penis. The other robot ship fires bombs from a rotating gun on its fist. 

“Captain, we’ve lost shields!” 

“Fire again!” 

“But sir-!” 

“Just do it!” Barrestel barks at Frog Alien Man. Frog Alien Man pushes the button, firing another beam, hitting the other robot, knocking it over. It transforms back into a ship, and so does theirs. “What happened?” 

“We ran out of energy, sir. We have approximately 17 hours before we lose life support!” 

“Aah!” 

“Oh!” 

“Ooh! 

“Ho!” Everyone exclaims. 

“Damn! We were warned this would happen!” Barrestel says. Both ships just sit there, motionless. “Everyone to engineering, we need to get this ship up before they do!” Everyone rushes and gets the ship online within a couple of hours, while the other ship is just sitting there. “Is everyone ready?” They all nod. “Manboutu, blow our load all over them! Frog Alien Man fires a beam which almost takes the ship out again, but it does the job, and the other ship breaks apart. “Whoo! That was intense!” 

“Wanna celebrate?” Gorgax asks. 

“Sure.” They go to the cargo bay, open the doors, and let a few corpses float in. “We haven’t desecrated corpses in years, my dear.” 

“Just shut your mouth and pump me full of tadpoles.” They get down with many bones. After they come, they are interrupted by Ultimate Ruler Serge on the screen. 

“You are still alive, did you defeat the enemy with lasers?” 

“Yes sir.” They both say. 

“Are you desecrating corpses for pleasure time?” 

“Yes sir.” 

“Very good. What do we know about the enemy?” 

“They are analiens from Uranus.” Barrestel says. 

“Is this a joke? There is no life on Uranus!” Ultimate Ruler Serge says angrily. 

“I’m sorry sir, I thought it would be funny.” 

“There is nothing funny about analiens! They probe and don’t even kiss you afterwards!” 

“Wh-what?” 

“Nothing! Irrelevant! Go back to fornicating on those rotting corpses!” 

“Yes sir!” 

“Did you take your egg pill today?” Barrestel asks. 

“Yes I did, sir.” 

“Ooh, call me ‘sir’ again.” 

“Yes, SIR!” 

“Ooh, that tingles me with the pleasure of a thousand needles!” They start making out again. 

“Yeah, that’s correct, do that.” Ultimate Ruler Serge says from the screen as he pulls out his huge American penis and starts rubbing it. 

“Sir! I did not realize you were still-” Barrestel starts 

“Shut up and ignore me, go back to pleasing your wife.” 

“Uh, yes sir!” The two start making out again. 

“Yes, that’s right, suction his penis into your p***y.” Barrestel mutes the screen, though Ultimate Ruler Serge does not know. 

“OOOOOHHHHH! FILL ME WITH YOUR TADPOLES!” Gorgax screams ss she climaxes. 

“I am surprised my massive penis hasn’t stretched your birth hole!” 

“You can thank Galaxian physiology for that.” 

“Thank you.” He bends down and kisses her p***y. The smell of the rotting corpses suddenly fills their olfactory senses, and they puke all over themselves and the bodies. Barrestel opens the hatch, and lets the puke and bodies go back out to space. “Let us go shower.” 

“Right behind you.” 

“No, it is I who will be behind you, plugging you again!” 

“Go ahead, make my day.” After another round in the shower, the couple make it back to the bridge. 

“Where were you guys?” Frog Alien Man asks. 

“Do you really have to ask?” Oigres, son of Barrestel and Gorgax asks as he rolls his eyes. 

“Ohhhh, very nice!” He winks and gives a thumbs up. 

“Attention!” Ultimate Ruler Serge appears on screen again. Everyone snaps into position. “Who were the attackers?” 

“They come from a planet called Xeryllia, apparently from the Clagon tribe.” 

“Where is this planet located?” 

“The system neighboring the Zorkon system.” Gorgax answers. 

“Destroy the planet.” 

“Sir?” 

“They started battle, now they will pay!” He grits his teeth and shakes his fist. 

“But sir, the rest of the planet may not know about the attack!” 

“I don’t care. Destroy them, destroy them all. That is an order. Ultimate Ruler Serge out.” The screen shuts off. 

“Do we- do we do it?” Frog Alien Man asks. 

“I do not know, I will have to meditate about this for awhile.” Barrestel says. 

“We will meditate on it together.” Gorgax says, as they leave the bridge. 

“So, what do we do now?” Chimmy Hot Dog Dog Man asks. 

“We await their decision.” Oigres, scientist son of Barrestel and Gorgax says. 

“What do we do in the meantime?” Frog Alien Man asks. 

“Let us grab some food, I for one am hungry.” 

“Oh, you are always hungry!” Frog Alien Man jokes. 

“You are not funny. Hang your head in shame.” He does. They all go to the galley to get something to eat, discussing the task that was put before them by the Ultimate Ruler. “I do not think they will go through with it.” 

“But they would be disobeying a direct order from the Ultimate Ruler himself!” 

“We are not out here to destroy lives except in defense. We have done that already, there is no reason to destroy a planet based on one faction’s actions.” 

“But the Ultimate Ruler-” 

“-Put my ancestors in charge of this vessel, and I believe they will make the right choice.” 

“I certainly hope you are right.” Barrestel and Gorgax show up. 

“Have you meditated on our task, father?” 

“What? Oh yeah, we still have to do that, Gorgax.” Barrestel says. 

“Oops, I forgot.” Gorgax says. 

“What were you doing all this time?” Arizona, blind Galaxian asks. 

“Taking bones to Pound Town.” Barrestel says. 

“Father, that is disgraceful to announce to your crew, including your son!” Oigres, scientist son of Barrestel and Gorgax says. 

“You do not tell me or your mother what we can and cannot do. That right is reserved for the Ultimate Ruler Serge.” 

“And he has given you an order, which I have confidence in that you will disobey.” 

“Son, this is not like you, to disobey an order from the Ultimate Ruler?” 

“His order is not just, and ethically wrong.” 

“They attacked us first!” 

“Maybe it was a rogue squad, we cannot blow up a planet based off of one ship’s actions! If we retaliate, they may try to destroy Earth!” 

“Hmm, something to consider... fine, I will take more time to think this over.” 

“Thank you, father.”