Chapter LV: Guess It's Back To Work

A Chapter by Scorpious Alpha

Chapter LV: Guess It’s Back to Work

“Well, hunting put me in the mood to get back out there, what about you, hun?” Ballester asks Gorgax.

“Hell yeah, I have fun killing s**t, why do you think I joined the ship’s military?” Gorgax answers.

“And that’s why I love you.”

“What about her?”

“Mollyester? Nah, there’s a reason I left, as you’ve seen. Luckily the meds our daughter prescribed seem to be working for her.”

“Ok. I noticed you looked at her cleavage a lot, and I understand that human males have an affinity towards breasts. Are you upset I don’t have mammaries?”

“While it was nice to see tits again, I prefer your body. You can do things to me that she could never do.”

“Like get you high?”

“You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“We hunt some Scotts and get all dirty, our adrenaline pumping, and coming back to bang?”

“Let’s go, we’ll stop by the lab, see if Serge has anything for us.” They leave the apartment and head to the lab. “Hey boss, got any work for us today?”

“Um, well, there’s specific Scotts for you, here’s a list, they’re all difficult, so if you come across any s**t Scotts, regular Scotts, or zombie Scotts, you’ll get paid, but less than these high profile ones.” Serge says.

“Why do you make these experiments just for us to destroy them?”

“Well, I figured your job is killing Scotts anyway, why not make it interesting? I’m sure it was getting boring going against morons that pose no threat, so I upped the ante. You’re welcome.”

“Gotta say, the Scotts you’ve come up with so far have been... different. The time one was interesting.”

“Oh, you like that, huh?”
“Not really, considering I couldn’t move for awhile, felt like hours.”

“It was actually seconds.”

“What?”

“Yeah, cool, right?”

“You sick f**k.”

“What part of ‘mad scientist’ don’t you understand?"

“Whatever.” Ballester looks at the list. “Guess we’ll start top to bottom, babe?” Ballester asks Gorgax.

“Seems fine to me.” she answers.

“Good.”

“So where is this... Porn Star Scott?”

“Here’s his coordinates.” Serge says as he messages their phones.

“So, what’s his deal?”

“Oh, you’ll find out.” Serge smiles.

“Oh, f**k you, man!”

“Have fun.” Ballester and Gorgax leave the lab and start walking.

“F*****g douchebag.”

“Well, you should be used to it by now.” Gorgax says.

“I guess, it’s just, when I think he’s made up the most ridiculous thing, there’s something even more ridiculous!”

“Well, he told you himself, there’s a reason he’s called a ‘mad scientist’.”

“Yeah, yeah, I feel like everything is against me.”

“Well, not totally. You have me and the kids.”

“Yeah, but even that’s broken.”

“At least he went out a hero.”

“It just sucks that only one confirmed child inherited my immortality, and the other didn’t.”

“I’m sorry, statistically speaking, it’s possible anywhere from just Oigres to only one other child having it, so we need to keep the other two safe, just in case.”

“Well, as long as there’s no more wars to fight, hopefully we should be good. And besides, they never found him, there’s a chance he could still be alive, Scorpious willing.”

“The entire complex and beyond by a matter of one hundred mile radius and still haven’t found him.”

“I thought you’d be a little bit more on my side, this is our child we’re talking about.”

“I’m sorry, logic gets in the way of my emotions sometimes.”

“I get it, it probably has to do with your training, I get it.” He hugs her. “Now, let’s take down this f*****g Scott, because who knows what we’re up against?”

“Yeah, Porn Star Scott isn’t as self explanatory as these other ones are.”

“Are we close?”

‘Almost there, hey look! A Scott!” They both shoot the Scott, and he explodes into s**t. He reforms into the Scott shaped s**t. “Let’s light ‘em up, babe!” They both grab flamethrowers and light him up, eventually turning into ash. Sweating, they make out. “Come on, just a little more.” They continue walking, and eventually hear a moaning. They come across three Scotts banging a fourth Scott with a vagina and what looks like a wig but isn’t, as it’s a female Scott. They take their guns out, and about to shoot, when all three Scotts pull out, and she begins birthing both male and female adult Scotts from all three holes, which in turn start f*****g and giving birth to more male and female Scotts, and you know, etcetera, etcetera.

“Grenades?”

“Launcher for you, bombs for me.”

“Ok, just remember to stay out of the way babe, I can’t lose you.”

“Don’t worry, I have my spot picked out.” They kiss, and she runs away, giving Ballester the chance to use his grenade launcher on all the clumps of Scotts, and soon, Gorgax is flinging grenades from the top of a hill. Bits of Scotts are just flying everywhere, until they reach the original four Scotts who haven’t been harmed at all.

“S**t balls.” The Scotts start f*****g again. “Oh f**k, they’re reloading!” Ballester sticks the bazooka into the a*s of one of the Scotts, fires, and blows them both to pieces. The female Scott Starts giving birth out of her mouth, and Gorgax goes back to throwing grenades, blowing up each new birthed Scott. Ballester sprints through the forest to get back to the location, and he cuts the balls of both Scotts with a pair of scissors and feeds them to them. They try to give birth out of their penis, but instead, it swells, and explodes, killing them. Ballester sticks the bazooka in the female Scott’s mouth and fires, blowing up her head, but she’s still giving birth out of the other two holes, which Gorgax is taking care of. Ballester shoves the bazooka in her a*s, and fires, blowing himself up in the process. As Gorgax is tossing grenades where the Scotts come out, she shoves a grenade into the female Scott’s vagina, killing her. Gorgax turns around, and starts heading back, where she bumps into Ballester halfway back. “Oh, you got her?”

“Yeah, it was no sweat.”

“Cool.” Ballester crosses the name off the list. “Wanna tackle the next one?”

“How about tomorrow? I thought we had an arrangement!”

“Oh yeahhh! Let’s go!” They head back to the lab. They have their filthy, filthy sex, and then report back to Serge like, five hours later.

“While I’m glad you guys still love each other after all these years, you’re late. I’m about to close up, and I need your reports. I’m docking ten percent off both of your pay.”

“Sorry.” They say together.

“Now, what’s up?”

“You didn’t say there’d be more of them than just one, it just says ‘Porn Star Scott’, singular.” Gorgax says.

“Oh I know.”

“You dick.”

“Thank you, I’ll keep another five percent from you.”

“Goddammit.”

“How’d you guys take care of them?”

“Grenades.” Ballester says.

“Weren’t they neat?” Serge asks.

“Disgusting.” Gorgax says.

“Ehh, could have been worse.”

“How?”

“They could have tried to mate with you two too.”

“I guess.”

“Next time, report first, then f*****g, got it?” Serge asks.

“Yes.” They both answer.

“Now get some sleep, looks like you have a big day tomorrow, have fun!” Serge locks up, and heads into the elevator.

“Come on, babe.” Ballester says to Gorgax.

“How do you wanna tackle it?”

“Hopefully Corrodium will work.”

“I’m bringing a flamethrower, just in case.”

“Good idea, babe.”

“Ooh, EMP grenades!”

“Yes!” They reach their apartment.

“Who knew my true love would be an alien?”

“Likewise.” Mollyester comes out of the apartment and approaches them.

“I got some plastic surgery done, how do I look? Like when we first met, right?” Mollyester asks Ballester.

“Woah.” Ballester says. “You could bounce a quarter off that booty. And them t*****s... how bout the three of us get it on?”

“Need I remind you that she is dating your brother?” Gorgax reminds Ballester.

“We’re still married, we never divorced.” Mollyester says.

“What? He said you were his ex wife!” Gorgax says.

“S**t.” Ballester says.

“Why did you lie to me, Ballester?” Gorgax asks.

“I dunno, just seemed easier, I’d rather forget her, but she’s making it hard. Oh, so, so, hard.”

“I’m ok with being in a multipartnered relationship, it’s something we do on our planet, usually when a parent dies, the closest couple to that person becomes their new partners, so you are welcome to join us.” Gorgax tells Mollyester.

“Real- really?”

“Yes, come along. Although I must warn you, I do not know how my toxins will affect you as you are a female. You may opt out of bath participation and engage in bedroom participation only.”

“You have this planned out?”

“I’m just warning you.”

“Would drugs help?” Ballester asks.

“Oh Scorpious, yes!” Mollyester says.

“No problem. I got it all, and she has some interplanetary stuff I’m still kind of chicken to take yet.”

“Well, um, ok then, let’s do this!” The three of them charge into the apartment and get it out. Turns out, Gorgax’s toxins made Mollyester sick. Fortunately, that didn’t kick in until the next day. As revenge, she hid a bomb in his food. Ballester and Gorgax went on to cross the next name off the list...