Chapter LVII: Elemental Scotts

Chapter LVII: Elemental Scotts 

“Let’s blow some c***s!” Hallester yells. 

“Up. I hope you mean up.” Ballester says. 

“Well yeah, what did you think I meant? Oh, wait, I’m hearing it now. Let’s go, now what are we killing?” 

“They’re called the Elemental Scotts. What elements, I don’t know.” 

“Probably fire, water, air, earth, ice...” 

“Great, I hope we can beat them.” 

“I’m sure we can.” 

“Where are they? They’re never where it’s indicated on the map.” 

“Wait, do you smell that?” 

“It’s s**t!” They track it to three Scotts, one shitting, one pissing, and one cumming. Ballester and Hallester take their shots, but the Scotts transform into s**t, piss, and cum versions of Scott. “F*****g great.” 

“Any ideas, bro?” The Scotts shoot their respective elements at them. “Ugh, gross.” 

“Fire.” 

“Fire?” 

“Fire will dry up and crumble the s**t, evaporate the piss, and burn the cum.” They both grab flamethrowers and get to work. S**t Scott and Cum Scott were the hardest to take down, both being wet and sticky, but after depleting their tanks, they finally got them all. “Damn, that took more than I had hoped. Do we have any backup tanks?” 

“Just one.” 

“S**t.” A Scott comes by, and s***s, pisses, and cums, making new of the same Scotts. He runs away. “I knew it was too simple.” 

“Our boss is a sadist. How are we gonna kill them now?" 

“We need to take out that other Scott first.” 

“I didn’t see which way he went, did you?” 

“Nope.” 

“Great.” The Scotts proceed to fire their elements at them. 

“You take the flamethrower and work on these guys, I’m going to see if I can find this Scott. I’m going to keep an eye on you, in case he shows up. He can’t be too far if he knows when his creations are destroyed.” Ballester starts sneaking around while Hallester starts lighting the Scotts on fire. Ballester finds Scott, who is just about to make more, when Ballester shoots him in the back of the head. Scott turns his head completely around, smiles, then turns into a giant S**t Scott. “Hallester?” Ballester shouts. Hallester sees what’s going on, and starts burning the giant Scott. The Scott gets mad and drops a huge chunk of s**t onto Hallester, burying him inside. Ballester throws a Corrodium grenade and it melts, but doesn’t destroy S**t Scott. Ballester throws a grenade at the giant hunk of s**t and blows it apart, freeing his brother. 

“How are we supposed to take this f****r down?” 

“I don’t know.” All of a sudden, they’re drenched in piss, as S**t Scott is pissing on them. Soon, it starts to flood. As soon as S**t Scott is done pissing, Piss Scott forms, so now there’s a giant Piss Scott. 

“This is great. We can’t let them jerk off.” 

“How are we supposed to kill them?” The Scotts start jerking off. 

“I don’t know, bullets are ineffective, acid just makes things worse, and we’re out of fire.” 

“What about explosions?”  

“Worth a shot.” They start lobbing grenades, which is splattering the Scotts everywhere, but they manage to eventually maintain their shape. “Damn!” 

“We have one option left, laser guns.” 

“I thought you hated using them?” 

“I do, but these things can disintegrate.” 

“Alright, let’s give it a shot.” They both grab a laser gun and aim towards the Scotts who have cum their giant Cum Scott. 

“F**k, we’re too late. Start firing.” Every shot disintegrates whatever it touches, and pretty soon, all are small enough to form back into one Scott. They both aim for him, and fire, disintegrating him on the spot. They go back to their original spot where there’s just puddles of s**t, piss, and cum. They disintegrate the spots just to make sure they don’t come back. 

“Hey bro, you got a minute?” 

“Sure, what’s up?” 

“Why are you still seeing Molly? She’s supposed to be with me.” 

“Bro, you can have her, she’s the one who won’t leave me alone. I don’t even want her. It’s my wife, too. She thinks that because Mollyester is Sallester’s mother, she should be a part of our ‘union’.” 

“Man, you’re lucky, you’ve got two women who want you.” 

“Yeah, and I don’t even want one of them.” 

“So let me have her.” 

“I already told you that you could, it’s up to her.” 

“Maybe you should tell her, because it’s like I don’t exist to her.” 

“I try, she thinks I’m just kidding around.” 

“She seems kind of stupid, do I really want to be with her?” 

“The robot could be with her for all I care, as long as it’s not me!” They get through the gate, and find Mollyester in the lobby, standing around. 

“Hi boys, just get done hunting?” She asks seductively. 

“Sorry, gotta see the boss.” Ballester says as he steps into the lab. 

“How ya doin, baby?” Hallester asks. 

“Fine.” She says unenthusiastically. 

“What is your deal, b***h? I thought you were with me, and you still want my brother. Why can’t you love me?” 

“I can’t get into the mindset, you look just like him but with more hair. It’s not that I don’t like you, I just like him more, and his wife is the girlfriend I never knew I needed.” 

“And where do I fit into the equation?” 

“We can f**k around.” 

“That’s really all I’m asking.” 

“Fine.” 

“You won’t regret it, doll.” 

“You have yet to convince me.” 

“Cause you won’t let me.” Ballester comes out of the office. 

“Tell you what? I’ll take both of you on right now.” Ballester and Hallester look at each other and shrug. 

“Ok.” They all go into Mollyester’s room, and get undressed. Mollyester climbs onto Ballester and inserts him. Hallester is about to enter her from behind when Ballester starts screaming. Mollyester’s vagina is chewing, then it swallows, and Ballester is missing his junk. 

“What the f**k? Aaaahhhhh!” 

“You know, I thought the idea of experimentation was horrific and disgusting, but then Serge offered me so many great options, I couldn’t decide what I wanted. Meet the Maneater, starts by eating your junk, then grabs whatever’s closest. What’s the matter? Don’t you wanna pet it? A nice, heavy petting is what it deserves.” 

“I’m not putting my hand anywhere near that thing.” 

“Too bad.” She grabs his arm, and it get chomped on by her p***y. She grabs his other arm and chomps down. Now armless, Ballester is flailing on the bed, Hallester long gone since Ballester got his junk ripped off, is just in his room, drinking, and still naked. Anyway, Ballester’s legs were next, followed by his torso and head. “Ooh, better not let this go to waste.” She says, as she sucks the pools of blood out of the sheets and mattress. “Mmm, yeah, that’s good f*****g s**t.” Bones eventually start falling out of her as time passes. When she finally births the skull, she cracks it open and eats the brain inside. She shatters the skull on the floor in anger, and goes to bed. When she wakes up, the pile of bones is gone, and there’s a d***o in her a*s with a note attached saying: ‘You’re a psycho b***h!’ She gets dressed, and sees Ballester talking to Serge. “Your experiment worked, doc.” She tells Serge. 

“Yeah, Ballester here was just telling me. So? You gonna keep them?” 

“Absolutely.” 

“Cool, let me know if you need anything else done.” 

“Experiment?” Ballester asks. 

“That’s right, experiment. Oh, and you were right, cannibalism is definitely a side effect.” Mollyester says. 

“I was afraid of that. How does that make you feel?” Serge asks. 

“Powerful, actually.” 

“Hm, not the response I was expecting. Most people are horrified at the thought of eating another human being.” 

“I kinda liked it, I’m not gonna lie.” 

“And how’s your medication working for you?” 

“I’ve never felt better.” 

“Good. I’ll leave you kids to chat.” Serge walks away. 

“Why would you do that to me? To yourself?” 

“Because for once, I want to be in command.” 

“In command?” 

“You lead missions, you’re head of the family, you dominate in bed, and I never get the chance to take charge! So now I did. If you try to get into this, you’ll be ripped of your manhood again!” 

“I wasn’t even trying to get in there! You offered!” 

“It worked, didn’t it?” 

“You’re fucked up, and you’re obviously still not listening. I DON’T WANT YOU!” 

“Fine, I’ll just f**k your brother!” 

“Good, go ahead, his dick is invincible!” 

“For real?” 

“Yes, for real.” Mollyester looks around, and heads towards Hallester’s room. The lump in her sweatpants shows the d***o. 

“What’s wrong, babe?” Gorgax asks as she comes up behind him. 

“It’s this whole, Mollyester thing, I feel like our lives are disrupted because of her. I don’t mind having Sallester around, but her? I’m sorry I ever got involved with her.” 

“I think you’re more annoyed that she found you.” 

“Yeah, that’s true too.” 

“Look, I’m starting to see what you say about her, and if it makes you feel better...I’ll stop inviting her to stuff.” 

“Thank you so much!” 

“Just get her to sign that silly human paper that says you’re not married anymore!” 

“That’s gonna be hard to do...” 

“Well, no more relations until you do.” 

“You’re kidding me.” 

“Not at all dear, I was your chosen life mate, not her. Make it official.” 

“Fine, I’ll do it when I come home. Me and 101 are going robo hunting.” 

“Have fun!”