Chapter LXXV: No 'Slaughter' Without 'Laughter'

Chapter LXXV: No ‘Slaughter’ Without ‘Laughter’ 

Ok, remember how I said I was gonna end Mollyester’s story here the same way I did in the comics? Well, this chapter will be it. With the exception of Gorgax, the ending is the same. It’s Gorgax and Ballester’s fifteenth anniversary, isn’t that special? “So, Serge, I’ve got a question for you.” Ballester says. 

“What’s up?” Serge asks. 

“Whatever happened to that alien Scott?” 

“Tossed him into the Grinder. He was getting too smart too quickly. He was too dangerous to be kept alive, especially since there’s a smarter Scott out there, which you should be looking for.” 

“I have no idea where to even start.” 

“Well, you’d better get a move on one of these days. Once your anniversary is over, it’s back to work finding that f****r.” 

“I checked the Scott City in the sewers, and he hasn’t returned.” 

“I wouldn’t expect him to, that’d be the first place you would look, and he probably knows that. Which sucks, since Scotts are stupid and this one is like, a million times smarter than any of them.” 

“Well, it’s time for me to take Gorgax home so she can recover, she’s got this awesome astral projection drug that will allow us to f**k without moving our bodies.” 

“That actually sounds pretty cool, let me know how it is, maybe we can replicate some to sell, like we do with Manboutu’s toxins.” 

“Just ask the Galaxians, it’s their formula.” 

“Really? I know what I’m doing today!” 

“Who are you gonna f**k?” 

“Oh, I just wanna try the astral projection thing, maybe it’ll help find Smart Scott.” 

“How?” 

“Cause I’ll be able to fly, dumbass.” 

“Gotcha. Well, Nyvar is paging me, I’d better get to the hospital.” Ballester leaves Serge’s lab and heads to the hospital. “You ready to go, babe?” Ballester asks Gorgax. 

“F**k yeah, let’s go!” Gorgax says. Ballester carries Gorgax back to the apartment, and sets her in the tank. He grabs the vial of liquid off her dresser. 

“How much do I put in?” 

“A little dab’ll do us.” 

“We’re gonna do us.” 

“Hah!” Ballester climbs in with her, and adds a couple of drops to the water. Suddenly, it seems as though time freezes as they both feel themselves leave their bodies, and can see them from an overhead view. 

“So, how’s this work?” 

“Give it a minute...” All of a sudden, Ballester feels like he’s being sucked in a vacuum, and they find themselves on a black planet with a purple sky and blue sun. 

“Where are we?” 

“Planet NX9, this is where we get our supply of the raw ingredients for this drug. The inhabitants died a few centuries ago, but not before my people obtained the recipe. Now, are we gonna talk, or are we gonna f**k?” 

“You don’t have to tell me twice.” They start making out, shoving tongues in each other’s mouths. “Babe, I just noticed, we’re already naked.” 

“Well, your clothes don’t astral project, besides, we were naked already, remember?” 

“Shut up and suck my dick.” 

“You got it.” She grabs Ballester’s c**k and starts sucking. 

“Mmmm, taste my tadpoles.” She finishes, and swallows. They start rubbing against each other and she spits in his mouth with her phlegm. Both intoxicated by each other’s fluids, start making out again, and as soon as Ballester’s dick touches her p***y, it immediately begins its sucking action, pulling him inside of her. “Wow, we’ve barely started, and this already feels like the best sex we’ve ever had.” 

“You say that every time.” 

“I do?” 

“Yes, now shut up and f**k me.” 

“You got it, babe.” He goes in deeper until he’s locked inside of her. Her vagina begins pumping his penis, past the point of coming. “Woah, we never- aaaahhhhh, oh yeah, baby!” 

“Now for the really fun part, we float.” The higher they go, the more intense the sensations. As they become the beast with two backs, making out and grinding, the sensation of ecstasy is far beyond what we as humans could ever experienced, as they have one long orgasm that seems to never end. They both make noises neither knew they were capable of, as the moans signify more and more intense orgasms the higher they go. 

“Oh babe, I’m sorry if I get you pregnant again, but this is so f*****g great I don’t wanna ever stop. “  

“You can’t get me pregnant in astral projection, just shut up and keep f*****g me.” 

“Yes babe!”  

“I love you, Ballester.” 

“I love you too, Gorgax.” They continue to have mind blowing sex, when, suddenly, Gorgax starts gasping. “You ok, babe?” 

“I-” She starts to fade. 

“Babe???” She disappears, and Ballester is stuck in astral projection for about another hour, before he feels the vacuum suck him back to Earth and back into his body. He wakes up to see Mollyester holding Gorgax’s head in her hand. 

“Oh good, you’re finally awake.” Mollyester says. 

“What the f**k did you do?” 

“Now we can be together forever, just me and you! If I knew how thin their skin was, I would have done this a long time ago. Seeing the both of you frozen gave me an opportunity I just couldn’t pass up.” 

“I thought Sallester was escorting you out of here!” 

“Yeah, I decided he needed a little nap so I could go about my business here.” 

“You killed my wife, you f*****g c**t!” That’s when he realizes he’s tied up. “What the f**k? I thought you were too injured to do anything.” 

“This wasn’t hard at all. Now, I will take her place as your permanent wife, and you’ll be happy with me.” She looks crazily at him. 

“Never going to happen. Especially now. I knew you were jealous, but I didn’t think you’d take it this far!” 

“Really? I thought you’d know me better than that.” 

“What about our children? When they find out you killed their mother, they’re not just going to let you get away with it!” 

“I don’t intend to.” 

“What the f**k are you talking about?” 

“I know I’m not leaving here alive, I don’t intend to.” 

“You’re fucked up, I thought you were taking meds for that?” 

“Oh, I never took them, why would I do that?” 

“Because you’re a psychotic b***h!” 

“Yeah, well, it’s not like you even cared about me, you wanted to get rid of me the second I showed up.” 

“Gee, I wonder why?” He says sarcastically. 

“If I can’t have you, nobody will. Make your choice now.” 

“Make what choice? You said you already made up your mind!” 

“I changed it. Either you report her death as an accident and me and you live together as husband and wife like we once were, or I kill us both right here, right now.” 

“You know it’s only a temporary effect when it comes to me, so you’d only be the one who’s dying.” 

“True...but you should at least get to feel physical pain before you die, since you’re going to live with the emotional pain the rest of your life.” 

“I’ll never forgive you for this.” 

“You won’t have to, I’ll either be dead, or, you’ll have no choice but to put up with me.” 

“F**k you.” 

“Are you sure?” 

“Yes I’m sure, you killed the love of my life and the mother of my children!” 

“Fine, you asked for it.” She takes two grenades. She shoves one in Ballester’s mouth, and one in her mouth. She pulls the pins and waves at him before their heads blow up. Ballester wakes up in his bed. 

“I hope that was just some terrible nightmare.” He gets out of bed, goes to the living room and sees the carnage. “You could have stopped this, you know!” He yells at me. 

“I’m sorry, I had to stay true to the story. She ate a grenade last time, so she had to again.” I tell him. 

“Did you really have to kill Gorgax, though?” 

“Unfortunately, yes. There had to be some kind of shocking twist at the end.” Ballester breaks down and starts crying. Geez, I never took him as a softie. I created him to be tough, but being in a relationship with Gorgax and having kids with her really must have changed him. Maybe now he’ll go back to his grizzled, ‘no mercy’ self he was intended to be. “At least you had a good, long run.” 

“F**k you!” 

“I can understand that. Look, why don’t you go do some drugs and forget about it? I’ll send Serge’s drones to clean up your living room.” 

“F**k. You.” He heads back to his room and dumps a shitload of heroin on his table and snorts a big, fat line. I’m sorry if Gorgax was one of your favorite characters, but I found it narratively necessary. It happens all the time in tv shows, movies and books. This is no different, I did what I felt I had to do. So ends Mollyester’s reign of terror. She ate a grenade in the comics and blew Ballester up, so, I had to do it again. The difference this time was Gorgax was caught in the crossfire because Mollyester is a jealous b***h. This time around though, she got over Ballester and Sallester’s father son bonding quicker than the comics because that was the reason last time. Gorgax’s involvement made it make more sense of her jealousy this time around. If it makes you feel any better, Gorgax had a dignified funeral, buried with honors for her service to Serge, while Mollyester’s body was fed to the Grinder. Ballester and his kids were given time off, Serge isn’t totally heartless. Yes, that includes Sallester, because after all, his mom died too. They grieved as a family, and stayed withdrawn for at least a month and a half straight. When they finally went back to work though, they just weren’t the same afterwards. I mean, who would? And so, another book is closed on the Sallone saga, a family shattered all thanks to one obsessive, psycho ex wife. Or do you blame me because I wrote it? You probably blame me, just like people like to blame God for things. Whatever, I’ll take the heat. Until next time, loyal readers...will there be a next time? We’ll just have to find out... 

The End 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Reviews

[Ms claws]

AND here I am again on this chapter!
Maybe I just like the ...well, you know (wink).
Truly, Serge, you are an amazing author!
I LOVE THIS STUFF!
(P.S. I've noticed the poetry coming and being posted.) SAVE IT FOR THE POETRY BOOK!

[Scorpious Alpha]

Thanks, Eternity! Why is this Ukrainian lady after Serge?

[Ms claws]

I didn't ask. I just blocked her. No time for bullsh*t with all my reading! Sydd...is that you?

[Scorpious Alpha]

Sydd, Sandra, Samson, Serge, Scorpious...they're one and the same

[Ms claws]

OMGosh! ..and Rob?

[Scorpious Alpha]

Rob is a composite of the worst qualities of friends that I used to have

[Ms claws]

Is this actually The End?

Maybe work on that Poetry Book.

I'd love to see that anger channeled into Love.

[Scorpious Alpha]

Love Is A Lie

[Ms claws]

DAMN! I was thinking something BAD happened to you!