Chapter LXXVIII: Xagrog

Chapter LXXVIII: Xagrog 

Ballester is watching the various rifts open and close, and when the Galaxian comes by again, he grabs and pulls her into their dimension, collapsing hers. “Retsellab! You’re alive!” She makes out with him. “When you said you were leaving because I was pregnant, I didn’t think you’d just leave me behind like that, so this is where you were hiding?” 

“Uh, Gorgax?” 

“That’s pretty funny, that’s my name backwa-” She looks at him. “Is your name Ballester Sallone?” 
“Yeah...” 

“So, it’s true. He really is dead.” 

“What the f**k are you talking about?” 

“I saw this scientist, his name was Egres. He told me my husband was dead, and if I wanted him back, I’d find him in another dimension, but his name will be different. He successfully opened other dimensions, and when I saw you here, I immediately thought your were my husband. See, my husband died protecting the planet from Zorkons during the invasion. The kids never got to know their father. Then, Scorpious came to me and impregnated me!” Everyone’s jaw drops. 

“Scorpious, our God, got you pregnant?” 

“Oh my yes, and it was wonderful!” 

“You know he made you say that.” 

“I know, isn’t it wonderful?” 

“What is wrong with you, uh,?” 

“Xagrog.” 

“Of course, Xagrog.” 

“I’m dead in this universe, aren’t I?” 

“Yes, yes you are. It hurts all of us, we’ve all shut down since you died.” 

“Any chance I can join?” 

“Join what?” 

“Your life, I wanna continue where we left off! We loved each other so much!” 

“Yeah, yeah we did. So why are you pregnant with God’s kid?” 

“Would make for an interesting story, no?” 

“I feel like I’ve heard it somewhere before...” 

“Deal with it.” 

“Whatever, you wanna f**k?” 

“I’m not allowed to while I’m pregnant with the Holy Child.” 

“F**k. How much longer do you have?” 

“A few days, then a few days more before it hatches.” 

“It?” 

“The egg I’m carrying is quite large, yes, I had to combine all of my eggs into one super large egg.” 

“That’s crazy. How’d you end up with huge t*****s?” 

“Well, I heard you talking to yourself one day, about how you missed mammaries, so I got surgery for implantations, see?” She rips off her shirt, going completely topless. Her n*****s and areolas are a darker green than the rest of her body. 

“Nice.” Serge and Ballester say together. 

“We- we can continue where we left off, sure.” Ballester says. 

“Oh, goodie! I hope you didn’t get rid of any of my stuff!” 

“I couldn’t bring myself to, it was too damn sad. Plus, I spent so much time outside of the apartment that going through your stuff was never a priority.” 

“Do we have any tanks?” 

“One in every room.” 

“Oh my goodness, that’s amazing! So, you never had to hand build one using our technology from the crashed ship?” 

“None...none of that happened, you guys landed voluntarily and abducted me. When your people saw my planet was in trouble, they decided to intervene. You were head of security and me and you instantly fell in love. We had four children, one of them is missing, presumed dead. You died when my psychotic ex wife killed you while we were having an astral projected f**k fest.” 

“I’ve never gotten to do that.” 

“Well, once you’re allowed, I’ll show you.” 

“Sounds like a deal.” 

“You really love me, don’t you?” 

“I do, but you’re an alternate version, there’s some parts of you that won’t be the same.” 

“Like what?” 

“That’s something we’re going to figure out along the way.” 

“Did your Ballester love to kill?” 

“No, not unless he absolutely had to. When the world ended, he was working with Egres on how to undo his mistake. Cleaning up the Earth was priority number one. The wave hit our ship, which was passing through at the time, and the wave from Egres’ accident smacked into our ship and we crash landed near Egres’ lab. I was Head of Medicine, so while I was patching up my ship mates, you came by and asked if you could help. You’re an expert healer, but due to your upbringing, you’re an expert killer as well.” 

“Well, looks like my backstory as a child wasn’t any different. Did I tell you the story about the time my dad got so pissed at me and my brother, so he told us to hold hands, and then he shot us with a nail gun? Cause I know I told my you that story before.” 

“You couldn’t help crying when you told me that story, and I couldn’t help but cry with you.” 

“I sound like a pussy, me and Gorgax recreated the story, but with each other, then we fucked like that!. Since I’m immortal, I can do anything I want to my body, I’ll be good to go once I respawn or go to sleep.” 

“Wow, maybe we really are different. Why would I want that with you?” 

“Cause you’re as crazy as I am, and that’s why we work so well together, we’re each other’s other half. I’m a male, human you, and you’re a female, Galaxian me.” 

“Except I’m not immortal.” 

“Unfortunately. I got my power after the accident, I’m the only person on Earth with this power...except our kids, Oigres for sure has it, we’re unsure about Nyvar and Nogal. Ruzal is still unconfirmed, as there has yet to be a body to be found.” 

“My goodness!” 

“It was a harsh world in the beginning, but things got better, and then worse again. Hopefully things will get better again.” He says as he grabs her hand. “So, why do you look so different than the other Galaxians?” 

“I had some elective surgery done to please you. Upon meeting you, I did all research on humans as possible, and found that human males like a tanned body and large breasts, so I asked one of the scientists at the lab to make me look more like a human female, so I had the breasts attached using my own DNA and combining it with mammal breast DNA, I chose a size, and I spent some time in what you humans call a tanning booth. Since I’m an amphibian, my skin won’t shed all the burnt skin for a few decades. I did it all to attract just you. I imagine every human female has to endure what I endured from the male staff on a daily basis from both species, not just yours. I must have looked exotic to my fellow Galaxians.” 

“Sounds like there’s mad experimentation in every universe.” 

“What do you mean?” 

“I mean, I bet you’re not the only Galaxian that was altered.” 

“That’s absolutely true, like Manboutu the Newt!” 

“He’s a frog here.” 

“Tell me more.” 

“You too.” 

“Ok.” 

“Do you know Molly?” 

“Such a horrid woman.” 

“She’s the one that killed you, and then me along with herself.” 

“Well now I don’t feel bad for laughing during her funeral then.” 

“Excuse me?” 

“Oh, about five years ago, some kind of large lizard escaped and was running around the lab, and she got stepped on and kicked across the room, bouncing off the wall and into the fountain.” She starts laughing. “Just thinking about it again during the funeral made me burst out laughing, and everyone just looked at me. I’m not sorry, she was a terrible person, and I hated that she was my equal in terms of staff.” 

“Did she ever try to get me back?” 

“Yeah, she said you were breaking up the family and that your son is going to grow up to be messed up. The kid’s in his thirties, he can make his own decisions, and he was fine seeing both of you, well, until you died of course, then his mother was the only one he had, and she was nasty even to him, I don’t understand it.” 

“She’s just a b***h. How did I die?” 

“You were trying to be a hero. When the alien asked who the greatest warrior was, you didn’t have to volunteer yourself!” 

“Why did I do such a thing?” 

“Because he was killing people one by one until someone spoke up.” 

“Ah s**t, sounds like me.” 

“So, you say we have children?” 

“Three- two boys and a girl.” 

“What happened to the other 36?” 

“Chimmy ate them.” Xagrog gasps. “Didn’t we have children?” 

“No, you said you already had your son, there was no need for more, so we always used precautions before engaging in intercourse.” 

“You make it sound so...mechanical.” 

“It was routine.” 

“Well, on this side, I’m going to show you what you’ve been missing...as soon as you pass that thing. It looks like it’s going to hurt.” 

“It feels like it’s going to. It’s hard to walk like this.” 

“Am I going to have to raise this one too?” 

“Scorpious says he has plans for this one, so I don’t think so.” 

“Good, I feel like I’m too old to start over.” 

“With me, you are.” 

“I’d like to think of it that we were both on a really long vacation and we’re just catching each other up on things.” 

“That’s a way to look at it.” 

“So, what made you stop by my neck of the woods? You looked like you were waiting specifically for me to come by again.” 

“After Scorpious impregnated me, he said, ‘find Ballester, I’ll take care of everything else.’ You were the only version that was a spitting image of my husband, so I waited for you to come back again.” 

“You were the only Gorgax I came across on my end, that’s why I grabbed you, I couldn’t imagine losing you again if I passed up the chance for us to be together again.” 

“I love you.” 

“I love you too.” 

“Are you sure? We just met.” 

“I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life, you look just like her.” 

“And you look just like him.” 

“It’s uncanny.” 

“It really is.” 

“Except...you look slightly different.” They say together. 

“I hope we work out.” Ballester says. 

“I do too.” Xagrog says. They kiss, and end up making out. “Wow, you kiss as well as he does!” 

“And you do that thing with your tongue like she does!” They make out again.