Chapter LXXIX: The Son of Scorpious

Chapter LXXIX: The Son Of Scorpious 

Alright, time for that baby to be born! Instead of having her go through that horrific child birthing process, I’mma just magic him out of her. There, now the egg is no longer inside her body. The egg begins hatching. It melts away, revealing a black Galaxian with the certain places on his body being scorpion like, including his penis, which resembles a scorpion’s stinger. His hands have fingers that when closed together forms a claw, with his thumb being a constant claw like appendage. He has normal feet though. He stands eight feet tall, already a full adult, knowing all that his father knows. “Hello, mother.” Scorpion says to Xagrog. “I am Scorpion, son of Scorpious, and I am here to change the world. If you’ll excuse me, I must speak to your leader.” Scorpion makes his way to the lab, Ballester and Xagrog stay looking in shock. Ballester has a boner after seeing Scorpion’s dong that he’s that impressed. 

“Leave it to Scorpious.” Ballester says. 

“What?" Xagrog asks. 

“He’s hotter than me!” 

“Well, I’m his mother, and I have to agree.” 

“Ouch.” 

“Sorry.” 

“No, no, I get it... I think? This is weird, you’re weird, this whole conversation is weird.” 

“You’re absolutely right. Considering I just had a painless birth, I’d be down for whatever it is you used to do.” 

“You’re gonna love this.” Ballester leads Xagrog back to the apartment. She immediately gasps in wonder at how high tech and awesome everything is compared to her old dimension. Meanwhile, Scorpion is talking to Serge. 

“So...he sent you. What did I do wrong this time?” Serge asks. 

“Oh, nothing actually, I’m just here to carry on a legacy.” Scorpion says. 

“A legacy?” 

“You see, there are tons of people inside every person. I’m just another extension.” 

“So, what are you doing here?” 

“I will learn to acclimate to your culture, and spend time with mother before I go out and speak to the people of the land.” 

“Do you have any powers?” 

“Like you, I can see what my father sees, I am also invincible and immortal, I am a demigod who can either ejaculate semen or acid depending on the situation. I can also crush with my claws, I’m pretty strong. I guess that’s about it.” 

“Do you have to be naked?” 

“My apologies, I was just born.” 

“It’s ok, Scorpious let me know you were coming, so I had custom clothes made for you.” Serge pulls the most badass outfit off the hanger. Leather, denim, patches, really heavy metal stuff. 

“Thank you, kind sir.” 

“Please, we’re basically brothers.” 

“I guess you’re right, you do have the sight after all.” 

“Sometimes having the Sight sucks, I get way too many spoilers, which reminds me, how am I going to tell them? I’ll have a full on revolt.” 

“You still have time, make the most of it.” 

“You’re right, I can still do whatever the f**k I want, and I’m going to do it!” 

“That is the spirit, elder brother.” 

“You can call me Serge, Scorpion.” 

“Scorp is fine too.” 

“Look at that, your humanity is showing!” 

“It feels good!” 

“And there’s lots more emotions to go through, not all of them will be this good, some downright suck total a*****e, but it’s part of the living experience.” 

“I still look forward to life.” 

“Well, we didn’t work hard to restore the Earth for you not to, go right ahead, go for a walk, but watch out for animals, they’re genetically mutated.” 

“Should I get an escort?” 

“Ballester will, but if he’s not available, I’m sure Sallester or Hallester will escort you.” 

“Who are they?” 

“Ballester is your stepdad, Hallester is your step uncle, and Sallester is your step brother.” 

“Are you not my brother?” 

“We’re spiritual brothers, not blood or step brothers. The spirit of Scorpious is what makes us brothers, in a way, its own DNA.” 

“Will you escort me?” 

“Oh, no, I don’t do that. Unlike my hunters, I don’t have infinite lives or bulletproof skin and super speed.” 

“Oh, I see.” 

“Have fun though, sincerely.” Scorpion leaves the lab and searches for Ballester. He makes his way to Ballester’s apartment and find both him and Xagrog frozen in mid coitus. 

“Great, this will be one of my first memories: my mother and stepfather frozen mid coitus. I think I’ll look for my step brother instead.” He knocks on Sallester’s door and he answers it. 

“Can I help you?” Sallester asks. 

“Hello, my name is Scorpion, I am your new step brother. I was hoping you would escort me around so I can have a look around.” 

“Look around for what?” 

“I was just born, and I wish to go for a walk.” 

“Ooh, a walk sounds like fun! Let’s go!” A female voice from inside the apartment shouts. 

“F**k it. Come on in, Scorpion.” Sallester says. “Scorpion, this is my long time girlfriend of three years, Xorda. I haven’t introduced her to my dad as my girlfriend yet, he’s still sensitive about mom.” 

“Oh, he’s moved on. My mother is an alternate version of your step mother. I found them mid coitus, or he’d be escorting me.” 

“Wait, what? When did all this s**t happen?” 

“The past two days.” 

“Wow, what did I miss?” 

“Just dimensions flipping on and off. Serge has sealed off all but one, the Japanese version of everyone here.” 

“Hah, I love that show.” 

“It’s more than just a tv show, it’s real.” 

“That’s why it was such a coincidence they were going through similar adventures!” 

“Yes, anyway, I would like to take a walk through your woods and you can tell me the history of your people.” 

“I’d also like to know that, let’s go for it!” Xorda says, enthusiastically. 

“Eh, f**k it, I might get some extra scratch.” Sallester says. “Let’s go.” The three depart the apartment and head through the gate, saying hi to Chimmy. “So Scorpion, this is nature, the way it was intended. If you saw how it looked before-” 

“I do know what it looked like, remember?” 

“Oh, right, you know everything.” 

“The air actually smells cleaner, I can totally tell.” 

“One of my half brothers helped clean up the planet.” 

“I know.” 

“I’m just trying to make conversation.” 

“Well, none of it would have been possible without my father, he’s the one documenting it all as it happens.” 

“We’re going to end up hating you, aren’t we?” 

“Perhaps.” 

“Oh, great. Hey look, a Scott.” 

“May I?” 

“Sure.” Scorpion goes up to the Scott who’s peeing in his own mouth, and Scorpion jerks off on Scott, but with the acid setting, melting Scott until he’s bones. 

“Aaah, that was nice. Feels good either way.” 

“Maybe you’ll fit in after all.” 

“Is that the kind of humor you like?” 

“Well...” 

“What are you, fourteen?” 

“No, but Scorpious was when we were created. Not you, but me, my mom, my dad, and my uncle. The spirit is here, the story is just more complex.” 

“I know.” 

“F**k you.” 

“I am sorry, I was allowing you to make your small talk, but I have no other answer.” 

“I’m sorry too, I forget you’re part Scorpious, since you’re physical and he’s not.” 

“Tell me, how did you feel about your mother’s fate?” 

“Well, the first time it happened, I didn’t care. Me and dad just went on to working. This time, it was a little more tragic because she was crazy and stopped taking her meds, it’s a little more in depth. I miss her, but I’m glad she’s out of her misery.” 

“Interesting.” 

“I loved her, but I couldn’t stand her or to be around her. It’s complicated.” 

“Don’t tell me more, please, I’m afraid where it might lead. So, your girlfriend seems nice.” Xorda giggles. 

“Turns out dad and Gorgax aren’t the only human/ Galaxian possibilities, we were immediately attracted to each other, I couldn’t explain it, but she could cause it happens on her planet. Their presence must have an effect on the atmosphere for humans to feel their pheromones in the air and water. I hunted that scent down immediately, we finally met a few years ago.” 

“That’s cool, you’ve alienized Earth.” 

“There’s rumors we might get our first Earth born Galaxian running for President. Since they age faster than we humans do, he’s got the experience of a forty five year old.” 

“It really is nice here, the green is greener, the ground is softer and harder in all the right places, the sky is a shade of blue I’ve never seen it to be, All the water is absolutely clean, and I bet I could eat a dirt sandwich and it would still be cleaner than anything in Scorpious’ dimension.” 

“Please don’t eat dirt.” 

“I won’t, but look at those lakes and ponds, so crystal clear!” 

“I guess it isn’t too shabby.” 

“I can’t wait to see what kind of adventures I’m going to have on this planet!” 

“Maybe you’ll find out one day.” 

“Gee, I certainly hope so, I could spin off on my own.” 

“That could be interesting.” 

“Well, that’s all up to my Father, now isn’t it?” 

“Yeah, I guess so, huh?” 

“That’s right, I’m talking about you.” Scorpion says to me. 

“So, how exactly did your Father impregnate your mother?” 

“He willed it, and made it so.” 

“Sounds like many religions we have here on Earth.” 

“Yeah, that was kind of the inspiration, I guess.” 

“So I guess that makes you a parody or a ripoff or something.” 

“Aren’t they all? Aren’t WE all?” 

“I guess in a way, yeah.”