Foot in Mouth

For married couples only

When befallen with

Illness the husband is

Nine times out of ten

It's foot in mouth disease

Reviews

[rutherford]

Cleverly and whimsically said.

[Michael G. Smith]

Running joke between my wife and I.

[Joyce S. Greene]

Ha Ha! Very funny, Michael. Sometimes I feel like I've come down with that malady a bit too often in my life, too.

[Michael G. Smith]

In my household it seems to affect the male most often.

[Cassie]

We suffered from this recently especially him...hahaha!!!! you did it so well and spoke for so many married couples. I enjoyed reading

[Michael G. Smith]

Thanks, yes I hate to admit it's an epidemic.

[Rita L. Sev]

Ha! Yes, but I must admit, I have had my bouts with this sickness on occasion myself! Funny, and something to think about, Mike!

[Michael G. Smith]

Why do I seem to get it more than my wife?

[Pryde Foltz]

Witty and clever
is the self-editor.
Such a gourmand,
alas, he is for la foot

[Michael G. Smith]

Thanks it was only a matter of time before this became a poem as much as it seems to me.

[Marie]

Most men suffer from this...

[Michael G. Smith]

I know why is that?

[Marie]

They're inclined to speak without thinking...

[Michael G. Smith]

I'm plagued by this constantly.