What am I?

I rise and I am scorched by the sun
I fall and I am torn asunder by the force
I turn left and I am struck by lightning
I turn right and I am struck by a car
I duck and I am bitten by a snake
I jump and I am decapitated by a plane
I leap and I come up short
I dive and I am impaled on a pike 
I stay and I am hit by a meteorite
I go and I am hit by a meteorite
I recess and I am swallowed by a black hole
I excess and I rupture

What am I?