Duck tape

I've got a whole roll of it with your name on the seal.

I found it on isle four,

in between deadly assault weapons and fly sky masks.

I cornered you when you least expected it,

just for this moment right now.

Ropes hold you still and locks keep you on lock down.

But what I've got can block your words;

the ones I don't care, want, or even dream of acknowledging.

What I've got is just for you and is a savour to all who know you.

I'm a kidnapper of the least bit quite.

Now shut up and let me duck tape your mouth close before anymore ignorance comes out of it.