Who said that?

If a frog had wings it wouldn't have to bump its a*s

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a monkey of brass

May you live long enough to see your grave covered with grass

Running from the sun be the one your shadow to pass

Even a blind hog can root up an acorn now and then

Runs as fast as a three legged hen

Faster than a one legged man in a butt kckin contest with ten men

He's so tight, to see Jesus riding a bike, he wouldn't pay a yen

Reviews

[John the Baptist]

I'm fairly sure that none of these jewels came from Solomon.

[Soren]

No I don't think he knew about Jesus and he didn't have a bike. Thanks for the read John your comment made me smile. Oh yea maybe you were speaking of the monkey's family jewels

[redd Brick Keshner]

It's a fave for me! 🕊️🙏🏻

[Soren]

Thanks so much for the read sometimes one just has to smile at the things people cook up. Thanks so much for the read and comment they are appreciated

[redd Brick Keshner]

A smile is worth so much inside and out🕊🙏🏻