Aisle twenty four

Big old store, aisles galore things as far as you can see

So I asked the clerk, who's kind of a jerk if he could find something for me

You got what I like since I was a tyke, I know you know what I mean

I got one last year so I find it real queer that there is none to be seen

What's it called he drawled, as his lip he began to chew

A whatchamacallit, if you got it but a whatchamagoogy will do

He scratched his head and started to turn red, no I said what's its name

A thingamabob, he started to sob so I said a deelybopper's the same

Give me a doohickey I ain't picky, a horse is a horse by any other name I fear

Another name, doodad would be the same, surely ya got one round here

Some call it a whatnot, no not a cumquat, don't see it, that's queer

He started to shake and a fist to make, he was trembling it was quite clear

Don't ya speak English why can't ya distinguish what I'm asking for

Sorry I didn't hear, your words weren't clear, you say its on aisle twenty four

Reviews

[Julie McCarthy (juliesp..]

I’d love to know the object that you were searching for did aisle 24 have it or was it out of stock temporarily? Lol 😂 loved this humour made my day

[Soren]

I believe that the clerk out of desperation sent me to the farthest aisle to give him time to escape. Thanks so much for the read and kind words. Can't remember if it was a snark or a boojum