Merry Trumpmess

Putting down a holiday revolt is an orange haired dolt

Christmas a foreign tale, deemed unamerican it is necessary to curtail

Jesus not born on US soil, a suspected terrorist his sedition we must spoil

Imports to control, place tariffs on children's toys from the North Pole

Santa denied a visa is detained, awaiting deportation in chains retained

Due to global warming, a slice of ICE sent to the North Pole to chill the soul

Gathering up elves in twelves and Episcopalians, charging Santa with hiring illegal aliens

Reviews

[John the Baptist]

By God, I never did trust those Episcopalians.

[Soren]

Thanks so much John for the read and comment yes those break off groups formed from broken marriages splinter groups. Now wait a moment... wasn't Christianity a splinter group for the Jewish belief? Oh well.