Uncle Dave

Always late everyone had to wait for my uncle Dave

Came back from war, Nazi's souvenir's galore, a nation did save

Took the cushion from Hitler's chair, under Patton he was there, he was brave 

Graduated Harvard MBA, went to work right away, his own enclave

No one knew what he did, over all a secret lid, took it to his grave

Took us to the show, for us cleared out a whole row, made people go, uncle Dave

Gridlock on the freeway, got out cleared cars away, an exit gave

Parked in any official spot, never got towed or caught, police would just wave

Late at the airport to say goodbye, wouldn't let the plane fly, an order gave

TSA drove him out to the plane, lowered stairs a goodbye did obtain, uncle Dave

My wife while walking by, with her eye through a window did spy, 

him showing training films in an office of the FBI, uncle Dave

Put his finger to his lips, then moved it as a zipper zips, uncle Dave

Author's Note

Every event is true I swear I was there got to sit on the cushion from Hitler's chair, was in the driver seat of his Belvedere. Only his name changed to protect his privacy