Simple Solution

Short humors story about a simple solution to relieve sever illness.

One  day I was feeling so ill while I was at work,I thought I might be having a heart attack.            My whole abdominal   area had sever craps,it felt like a horse kicked me and someone was stabbing me in the stomach at the same time.      While having     pain in my chest, followed with sweating.

 After work I went to a Patient First Medical Clinic to have some tests done to find out what was wrong with me.  Well after running up a $120.00 medical bill ,which  included EKG , X-Rays,and oxygen monitoring.

 The result of the tests?    I just need to pay someone $0.50 to pull my finger so I could fart.

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo

May 14 2014