Confusion In The Water Closet

Short humorous story about strange sayings.

I called up a friend, and ask him what he was up too? 

  He replied," I'm taking a dump."

I ask, " You mean you are leaving a dump ?"

" Unless you are a closet Corn Farmer,and you are taking your dump out to your backyard  to fertilize your field."

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo

July 31,2014