Turn The Tables

A short humorous story about turning the tables on someone who is trying to belittle a person in front of other people.

You ever been asked a question by someone you think is trying to  belittle you before other other people?    I find for a man who is a  heterosexual.  but not lucky with the ladies can be intimidated by someone asking them if they are queer.

 So when someone asks me this question, I always try to turn the table on them with a humorous reply.     Here is one of my favorite,  " Friend , I have been driving a tractor trailer for 15 years , and not once have I backed my  trailer into someone's flag pole.

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo

Sept 2, 2014