No Tattoos, No Brandings

Humorous short story on tattoos and body branding

I believe the Human body is the Temple for God's Holy Spirit.

So I have no tattoos or brandings on my body, and I don't date a woman who has them.
Well, I broke up with my latest girlfriend.
While engaged in a steamy passionate horizontal workout
I found a branding on the bottom of her foot that read," Fantastic Plastic Flora''.
A product of China.

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
6/27/2018