A Mad, Nonsensical Parody

written by 5th grade me

Shall I compare thee to the shell of a clam?

Thou art more soft, more smelling like ham.

Shall I compare thee to a woman's hat?

Thou art more wide, more gassy, and more fat.

Shall I compare thee to a flower bed?

Thou art more beautiful, more rough like an egghead.

Author's Note

written: 2019