Nursery Rhyme Time

...these tales were read by my father you see

so I know that they must all be true

from were they came, or who is to blame

I haven't got a clue...

take one down and pass it around

I give them all to you....

A girl named Alice

in her broken down palace

was making some gruelish food

when along came a bee

landed on her knee

looking for some honey,

and Alice said "I don't mean to be rude

babe, I'm not in the mood."

why don't you go watch t. v.

There once was a man

with his head in the sand

and no teeth with which to chew

given an apple one day

when he came out to play

he didn't know what to do

he gave it a great

     WACK...

and turned it to mush

he thought to himself

if only I had brushed

I wouldn't be eating this goo.

Little girl green

she was so mean

envy and jealousy

all that she knew

and to this day

alone she would play

for her life was really quite blue.

....as I look at the clock tick tock tick tock i think it is bedtime for you.....