About Time

I hate turning clocks back and forth

so every six months I move to a different time zone

I bought a sub-atomic clock

it only keeps time underwater

When I was a kid we got a Grandfather clock

every time I came home late 

he said,"do you know what time it is?"

I purchased that clock in the Salvadore Dali painting off E bay

it only keeps surreal time

I was timing the camels and my stopwatch broke

so I got an hourglass stopwatch from a place called the sands of time

One day a lady came up to me

and asked if I had a watch on

I told her I didn't think we needed it

this was a nice neighborhood

Father time wanted twenty four kids

one for each hour

mother nature was having no part of that

so they had two, night and day

A friend of mine got a Godfather clock

nobody argued about what time it was

Reviews

[B]

I love how you think
Your brain is beautiful
its weird i read this now
i wrote something just now about time
i kind of look at time but in a different way than you

i love your brain

[terry smith]

BIG SMILE!!! :D

[Carolyn Jean]

Love this. Articulating the vehicles in which time reaches us while outlining the ways in which clocks & time reach us everyday, yet still touching on the significance of time itself.