Pregnancy Test

When I was six

I heard my sister was peeing on a stick

to see if she was pregnant

so I went outside

and grabbed the first

twig I could find

'cause you know

I can't afford any kids right now

Reviews

[Riley]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG reading this is the highlight of my weekend and most likely with continue to be seeing as I will re-read this every weekend from now on

[terry smith]

Happy to be a highlight :)

[B]

lol
no you dont
if you will pee on a twig
you really cant
and shouldnt
and you dont lol

[B]

lol
laughing now

[Kelly Scheppers]

I need to frame this! I sincerely hope your mother didn't drop you on your head when you were a child.

Lol, thank you for a laugh today!

[Crystal Overmeyer-Birmi..]

This made me smile so hard. Awesome work. Loved it

[terry smith]

Glad to hear :)

[~]

Hahaha.. this really made me laugh so hard.. quick.. I need a stick ;)

[terry smith]

:).........................

[~]

hehehe is that pee?? :D

[terry smith]

I am trying to write my name in the snow :)

[~]

What? I thought you said Santa Ana was there :D

[terry smith]

The only gifts she gives out are sunscreen :D

[~]

You mean windscreens? :D :D

[terry smith]

with a hair jell of Wps 40 :D

[~]

ahh.. here is the jellyfish obsession resurfacing the waters again :D

[terry smith]

yes because you can cure a jellyfish sting with your stick!! :D

[~]

I will take it as a compliment if it is a magic wand (or is it a snarky one- if you say it is a broom) :D

[terry smith]

hahahaha!!! noooo the letter P! :D

[~]

ahhh.. it is the letter P.. well in that case, here is some T for the P :D

[terry smith]

no indian jokes! lolololol :D

[~]

Hey!! It is so great to finally see you are not sparing me Alice!!! missed ya!!

[terry smith]

you are like the tire I couldn't get off...so I had to run on the flat!!! :D

[~]

hey, pay attention! I said: sparing not "sparring" ;)

[terry smith]

7/10 split.....no not the banana kind!!lololol :D

[~]

okay, I keep tens you can keep the sevens (that sounds like one of your poems :D)

[terry smith]

sorry I wasn't listening....you will have to sing a little louder!! :D

[~]

i am not a california mocking bird :D :D

[terry smith]

CATNIS!!!! or is it cat-nip...I always forget...oh well:D