More letters to Santa...

    Dear Santa,

               Just one more voyage so everyone will quit thinking of me as just a breakfast cereal. 

                                                                                    Captain Crunch,

   Dear Santa,

          Can we get something to get rid of this god awful smell.

                                                                          The Cabbage Patch Kids.

  Dear Santa,

           Can I get a dentist that won't ask questions, thanks.

                                                                          Dracula.

  Dear Santa,

             Someone to listen to us.

                                       The mimes.

  Dear Santa,

          All we want for Christmas is a credit card balance of zero

                                                                     All The Parents,Everywhere.

Santa!

    Could someone explain to the cops that my name is Jay

so I don't get a ticket every time I cross the street.

                                            Jay Walker, a guy with way to many tickets.

Dearest Mr.Kringle,

                  How about a nice bottle of Beaujolais perhaps, to go with these curds.And could you be bothered to send a prince next time instead of those damn spiders...like they do in the fairy-tales.

                                     Thank you ever so kindly,

                                                         Ms. Muffett

    

 Dear Santa,

          I really want to be the king of Halloween,

                                                           Willie Wonka

Dear Santa :)

               Merry christmas    to    you

               merry christmas    to    you

               m e  r  r  y    c  h  r  i  s   t    m   a   s

               dear Santa

               merry christmas   to     y o u.

             

               All I want for Christmas is to see the north pole

                                                              A horny housewife.

Santa Dude,

          An endless supply of Doritos for me man, thanks Red Man,

                                                      somewhere high in Colorado

Reviews

[B]

Dear Santa
All i ever wanted was a rose
A small girl walking alone

[terry smith]

I think I shall do one with just the responses I get if there is enough of them:)

[B]

Dear Santa,
A pair of blue eyes
A grown woman in her 30s lol

[terry smith]

here is a cat with blue eyes...be careful what you ask for .lolol :)

[B]

Dear Santa,
If i wanted a cat
I would have asked for more than just eyes
eheeeeeeeeem

[terry smith]

here is a pair of button down jeans for you it has a lot of blue "eyes"lolol:)

[B]

lol
i cant stop laughing lol
Dear Santa,
what is the matter with you
if i needed jeans i would go to the store
If you dont get it soon
i will grab hold of your beard
lol

[terry smith]

check your stocking on christmas morn...:)

[B]

he wont fit in there
i hope to god he wont lol

[terry smith]

I am sending a mini me of him for you...

[B]

there we go
tell santa
i always carried a little mini him
inside my heart

[terry smith]

I will send you an arm of them dressed as butterflies to touch you like a whisper...

[B]

please tell santa
I have been a faithful partner
though i may have liked others
He was always there stitched on my heart
i look around
then go home and look inside

[terry smith]

window shopping doesn't cost anything.

[B]

didnt even enjoy the view

[andrew mitchell]

Can I put in my requests. A fun clever write Terry

[terry smith]

ha ha sure tell me what they are and I will see what I can do :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Santa