Focus on Scandals

Let’s focus on scandals.

What a great way

To avoid major issues

And problems today!

 

Emphasize pettiness;

Muddle the facts.

Use loaded language--

Whatever attracts.

 

Make false analogies

And assumptions that fool.

Try hyperbole;

That’s a great tool.

 

Stick to reasoning

That’s superficial

And guards your opinions

That are prejudicial.

 

Though prejudging’s helpful

To bolster your case,

Use misinformation

With cunning and grace.

 

Twist, distort,

Throw in some lies;

Pull the wool

Over their eyes.

 

For expert examples

Of the perfect ruse,

Turn on the TV,

Then turn to Fox News. 

(6-7-14)