These Times in Rhymes: July 7, 2015 (Trump--Palin--Death from Fireworks)

--Trump--

Donald Trump has no shame.

Every day he looks more pathetic

As the egomaniacal mogul remains

Completely unapologetic.

 

He stands by his recent offensive insults

Against the Mexican people despite

All of the fallout that has resulted.

The man actually believes he is right!

 

It's humorous watching his misinformed

Supporters defend his statements and assure

The legitimacy of his critical message

When they have to know that it's horse manure.

 

According to data, Trump's way off base.

He's merely a windbag, full of hot air.

It makes you wonder what is bigger:

His gigantic ego...or his hair.

 

--Bristol Palin--

Bristol Palin is back in the news.

And guess what: She is pregnant again.

What is this thing she has about

Hooking up with the wrong men?

 

Palin earned two hundred sixty thousand

As "abstinence ambassador." Isn’t that funny?

Will the group that paid her insist

That she return all of the money?

 

--Death from Fireworks--

A man died in Maine after setting off

A fireworks mortar tube on his head.

Combine two things, booze and fireworks,

And chances are good that you'll end up dead.

 

(7-7-15)