The Art of Rigging Elections

If Trump says the election is rigged,

That's exactly what he's doing.

Turn on the news and every day

You'll see what kind of nonsense is brewing.

 

Whining that the election is rigged

Was his first major ploy.

People hear his repeated lie

And pity the poor little whipping boy.

 

Constantly blasting the media is

Another tactic he often uses.

He'll have so many people to blame

If Hillary wins and he loses.

 

He lied about a Clinton indictment

To scare the voters into thinking

That they ought to vote for him

When his numbers appeared to be shrinking.

 

Telling people to call a number

If they want to change their vote

Was another obnoxious way

To perpetrate doubt. Voters take note!

 

So Hillary's in the NATIONAL INQUIRER?

We know the sneaky message that sends.

The CEO of the tabloid and Trump

Both happen to be good friends.

 

Telling people to vote twice

Or having them "watch" at polling places?

I can't believe he thinks that such

Actions will put him in our good graces.

 

And what about the FBI

And their mysterious Clinton leaks?

Ask Trump's friend Giuliani;

I don't know, but something reeks.

 

As much he wants to whine and complain,

On rigged elections, Trump wrote the book.

And yet he has the audacity

To call Hillary Clinton a crook!

 

(11-5-16)

Reviews

[mattavelli]

Hello, Bob! :)
I voted democrat across the ballot. The GOP is broken.

[Paul Bell]

This must be the worse election in American history.