My New Year's Resolution

New Year's resolutions

Normally aren't worth making,

Since they tend to be

Something we're usually breaking.

 

I've decided Whoa!

To self-deprivation

And unnecessary

Guilt and indignation.

 

My resolution this year

Is to daily devour

As many sweets as possible.

(Preferably on the hour.)

 

The ideal situation

Would be for me to sate

My appetite for confections

Without gaining weight.

 

All those pastries and donuts

Might not be so cheap.

But THIS is a resolution

That shouldn't be hard to keep.

 

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