How Could There Be Conflicts of Interest?

"Dear Mr. Trump…"

 

"We in Dubai are looking forward

To staying at your luxury hotel.

While there we'd like to discuss some options

And your Dubai golf course as well…."

 

"We talent bookers have found performers

For your big event, based on good tips.

By the way, thank you for

Your offers of ambassadorships…."

 

"We Kuwaitis feel the need

To move our celebration to

The Trump International Hotel

From Georgetown. Yes, we love the view…."

 

"We Russians admire your pick

For Secretary of State. Hurrah!

By the way, we're getting tired

Of all the sanctions blah, blah, blah…."

 

"We Indonesians feel your support

Of business leaders in this country should

Benefit all. Meanwhile your Bali

Hotel plans are looking good…."

 

"OUR DECISIONS SHOULD NOT CAUSE

A VIRULENT, DAMNING MEDIA STORM,

FOR WE SEE NO CONFLICT OF INTEREST

IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM…."

 

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