That Explains It

We eat soup with a knife.

We cut steak with a spoon;

The sun shines at night;

The stars come out at noon.

 

The earth has too few people.

Sugar makes you strong.

Giraffes have short necks;

Elephants' necks are long.

 

Glaciers are not melting;

Earth is growing cooler.

Thirteen inches make

A simple foot-long ruler.

 

Don't look at me

As though I'm totally cracked.

Each of the above

Is an alternative fact.  😉

(1-24-17) By Bob B