Definitions

According to the dictionary,

A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR would be

Someone who with great compulsion

Stretches the truth habitually.

 

A NARCISSIST would be a person

Showing an excessive preoccupation

With him- or herself and also displaying

Overwhelming self-admiration.

 

An exaggerated sense of self-

Importance also plays a part

In how the NARCISSIST behaves.

The person has very little heart.

 

Abnormally egotistical

And overly self-absorbed and conceited,

The EGOMANIAC can cause

A lot of damage if left untreated.

 

Being even one of the above

Would make people think you're a jerk.

But if you were all THREE of them,

You'd be a real piece of work.

 

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