Ubiquitous Bugs

Another claim, and it's a doozy.

This one's crossing new frontiers

Of paranoia and total insanity.

You'll hardly believe your very own ears.

 

Kellyanne CONjob is now saying

In all seriousness that they've

Determined that Donald Trump could have

Been spied on via a microwave!

 

There's no need for evidence

In our conspiracy theory society.

Just make up anything

And it can be the cause of anxiety.

 

Put the finest dress on a fib;

However, no matter how hard you try

To decorate and embellish it,

Your lie simply remains a lie.

 

Trump had better check his Sharpie.

Who knows? It might be bugged.

And just to be safe, his coffee maker

And blow-dryer should stay unplugged.

 

(3-13-17) By Bob B