"Give Me a Break!"

(Try to imagine Donald Trump on a stage in a

tuxedo with a top hat and a cane.)

 

(1)

"I've spent many years

On a stage of sorts.

Including all the times

I've spent in the courts.

But now I'm on the biggest

And grandest stage of all

And on a constant high,

Though not from alcohol.

Since being president

Is not an easy task,

To help me run this country,

There's ONE thing that I ask:

 

"Please…

Can…

You…

Give me a break?

Come on and

Give me a break.

They say to take it on the chin,

But hey! I never thought I'd win.

So give me a break.

Yes, give me a break.

For Pete's sake

Give me a break!

 

(2)

"People say they want

To see my tax returns.

Every time I hear that,

Oh, my stomach churns.

Buh-lieve me: no one's being

Taken for a ride.

But my financial matters

Are…um…classified.

There was no collusion

With Putin. Can't you see?

We JUST exploited his

Dislike for Hillary.

 

"So…

Come…

On…

Give me a break--

A beautiful break!

I will fix this world. And how!

You know I'm the cat's meow.

Just give me a break.

Yes, give me a break.

For goodness' sake

Give me a break!

 

(3)

"If Congress pats my back,

I'll give theirs a pat.

If Dems did, too, then I

Would hug a Democrat.

Loyalty’s important,

So if I get the urge,

I might just have to give

The FBI a purge.

I wish the prying media

Would try to be my friend

And write what pleases me.

Of course that would depend.

 

"If…

They…

Would…

Give me a break--

A big giant break!

I've the right to ridicule

Anyone I think a fool.

So give me a break.

Yes, give me a break.

For God's sake

Give me a break!

 

(4)

"So what if Flynn's a liar

And Spicer is a b**b

And Bannon is a racist
And Sessions is a rube?

Ivanka and Trump Junior

Will pick up any slack.

I've got Kelly whipped,

And Sarah has my back.

I even have the white

Supremacists at my feet.

To stir up all my base,

All I do is tweet.

 

"ONE…

MORE…

TIME…

Give me a break--

A fabulous break.

Kim Jong Un has got to go.

Call me Mr. Dynamo!

Just give me a break--

A HUGE, gorgeous break.

Come on! Just

Give me a break!"

 

-by Bob B (1-2-18)