Stormy Weather Again

Stormy is back in the news,

Looking for better reviews.

It wouldn't be keen

Not to come clean

On something she couldn't refuse.

 

People say Trump's a bit harried;

It all happened after he married.

'Twas just a short fling;

No promise, no ring.

But big plans for silence miscarried.

 

Trump's fine attorney then later,

Serving as negotiator,

Paid Stormy a sum

To make her stay mum

And said, "Good-by, alligator."

 

As porn star, Stormy might brag

About any man she might snag.

Her story and pix

From twenty-oh-six

Came out this year in a mag.

 

Attorney and Trump both deny

That anything happened. Then why

Did both of them feel

That Stormy would squeal,

And give her the dough on the sly?

 

We hear now that Stormy is saying

Their pact to stay silent is fraying.

She blurted out, “Halt!

The lawyer’s at fault.

No longer will I be obeying.”

 

Stormy is sly, people say.

To some she's a Morgan le Fay.

She said to the press

That she'll take her dress

And test it for Trump's DNA.

 

It seems as though only Trump's base

Completely ignores his disgrace.

When he is errant

And so darn transparent,

How can he keep a straight face?

 

Perhaps we will find that no doubt there

Will be more to scribble about. There

IS one suggestion:

Bring up the question

Of how many "Stormys" are out there?

 

-by Bob B (2-16-18)