Topical Limericks - February 2018

SECURITY CLEARANCES

 

Rules at the White House...Who reads them?

Proper procedures...Who heeds them?

Security clearances

Make scant appearances.

The attitude is: Who needs them?

 

-by Bob B (2-20-18)

 

ON SEXUAL MISCONDUCT

 

Trump says you just have to say,

“I didn’t do it,” and they

Will blame your accusers

And call them all losers.

That’s life in Trumpworld today!

 

-by Bob B (2-21-18)

 

GUNS

 

More GUNS in our schools, Trump swears,

Will STOP the school shootings. He dares

To repeat what the vice pres

Of the NRA says.

They're BOTH lacking something upstairs.

 

-by Bob B (2-23-18)

 

HIRING THE BEST?

 

We know that Trump knows how to fire ‘em,

But how does his conduct inspire ‘em?

Three of his men

Are felons now. When

Will HE ever learn how to hire ‘em?

 

-by Bob B (2-23-18)

 

REFORM

 

Gun-law reform will crash

If Trump believes that it's rash.

The gun lobby's puppet

Will never give up; it

Is hard when you count on their cash.

 

-by Bob B (2-24-18)