When the Weather Gets Stormy...

(Written to the tune "On Top of Old Smokey")

 

When the weather gets Stormy,

What does Trump do?

He talks to his lawyer

And threatens to sue.

 

So he thinks that suing

Will give him relief?

That doesn't much flatter

A commander in chief.

 

To be a commander

Requires great skill.

Some people have it;

Some never will.

 

Will he keep hoping

This storm will not last--

That it won't show up in

Tomorrow's forecast?

 

Forecasts predict, though,

More storms on the way.

Maybe distractions

Will fill up his day:

 

He’ll tweet daily nonsense,

Anger more folks,

Fire more staffers,

Or start a new hoax.

 

The hoaxes he starts will

Stir up his base.

How does he do that

And keep a straight face?

 

He’ll have to face now

Another big storm.

For him Stormy weather

Is becoming the norm.

 

-by Bob B (3-19-18)