Topical Limericks - March 2018

HOPE

 

The White House has lost its Hope.

Will Trump be able to cope?

Did she rhapsodize

His little white lies?

Is he at the end of his rope?

 

-by Bob B (3-2-18)

 

TRADE WARS

 

When Trump has a bad day,

All of us have to pay.

A trade war because

Of tariffs? Where was

His babysitter? Away?

 

-by Bob B (3-3-18)

 

DOSSIER #2

 

We hear that a SECOND dossier

Has recently come into play.

The word "collude"

Gains certitude

More and more every day.

 

-by Bob B (3-6-18)

 

HUH?

 

Some evangelical preachers

Prove to be rather odd creatures.

Judicious thought

Is something that's not

One of their outstanding features.

 

Although Trump's values collide

With theirs, they're still satisfied

That as chief of state

He'll make us great

For he still has God on his side.

 

-by Bob B (3-16-18)

 

TRUMP CONGRATULATES PUTIN ON HIS “VICTORY”

 

Advice often falls on deaf ears

As Trump crosses brand-new frontiers.

Best wishes to Putin

Don't make for smart shootin'.

He ALWAYS confirms our worst fears.

 

The man just cannot resist

Putin, who’s first on his list.

Will no one say why

Putin's his guy?

Melania ought to be pissed.

 

-by Bob B (3-22-18)

 

DACA

 

Trump might seem to talk a

Great deal about DACA.

Often he’ll dare

To say Dems don’t care.

What a bunch of caca!

 

-by Bob B (3-24-18)

 

INTERVIEW WITH STORMY DANIELS

 

In Stormy's concise interview

Not much was revealed that was new.

Does IT seem to strike

You, too, that it's like

Experiencing déjà vu?

 

-by Bob B (3-26-18)