Scammers, Beware!

Telephone scams are driving me crazy--

Both on my landline and on my cell!

I'm on the verge of telling every

Pesky caller to go to hell!

 

The IRA is after me.

Oh, the message sounds so dire.

The person says I'd better respond

Or I will be in big trouble. Liar!

 

Or a recording tells me that my

Router has been hacked, and so

If I don't call them right away,

They'll shut my router down. Oh, no!

 

A caller claims he's from HP

And says that they know for sure

That my computer has a virus.

I want to say he's full of manure.

 

Another swears he's calling from

The FBI, demanding money

Because I'm being investigated.

I must pay, or else! Funny!

 

Because you've managed to make our lives

So miserable, scammers, I swear:

There has to be a special place

In hell for you. You'd better beware!

 

-by Bob B (8-23-18)