Musings of a President

"Agitated! People say

I'm 'agitated.' I'm NOT, damn it!

Why would I be agitated?

I say all of them can cram it!

 

"I missed a ceremony to honor

Fallen soldiers in France. Dare

I say it was a rainy day,

And rain wreaks havoc on my hair?

 

"Reports that Democrats have won

Tons of elections are beginning

To get on my nerves. It's fake news.

Republicans are really winning.

 

"They say I'm rude to reporters when

They ask difficult questions. So?

They should only ask about

Things that I want them to know.

 

"They also laugh when I say

More 'decorum' is what we need.

I wrote the book on propriety.

If only people would follow my lead.

 

"I couldn't wait to fire Sessions.

That man didn't have my back.

I have a new guy, Whitiker;

He'll be picking up the slack.

 

"It makes me furious when people say

I am paranoid and deluded.

They're afraid of all my power.

THAT is what I have concluded.

 

"Now I'm going to California

To show them what it really takes

To stop all these nasty fires:

All they need is a bunch of rakes."

 

-by Bob B (11-17-18)