Stuck on the Wall

(can be sung to "Over the Rainbow" from the film THE WIZARD OF OZ)

 

"Down on our southern border

There's my wall.

Even though you can't see it,

I see it standing tall.

 

"Some say it doesn't need to

Be in place.

But I've worked very hard to

Dupe my believing base.

 

"Congress might not give me cash,

But I've got ways to find the stash

To fund it.

I've declared--as you can see!--

A national emergency.

Screw those who shunned it.

 

"I will get what I want; I

Always do.

My great wall is going to

Make all my dreams come true.

 

"If Putin gets his way, then why

Can't Donald Trump? Yes,

Why the hell can't I?"

 

-by Bob B (2-19-19)