How Do I Know? 'Cause Putin Told Me So

D.J.T.:

"There was no conspiracy.

I won the race legitimately.

How do I know? 'Cause Putin told me so.

 

"Kim Jong Un can toil and toil,

But his bombs can't reach our soil.

How do I know? 'Cause Putin told me so.

 

"Before I ask our experts,

Usually I think twice.

I would rather go

To Putin for advice.

 

"NATO doesn’t need our aid.

I think we are being played.

How do I know? 'Cause Putin told me so.

 

“Nuclear treaties? Not essential.

Power makes you presidential.

How do I know? ‘Cause Putin told me so.”

 

-by Bob B (2-27-19)