The D.T. Playbook: Chapter 6 (Defiling the DOJ)

Defrauding the public isn't hard

When you're one of the Trumps.

The president is especially good

At duping his loyal chumps.

 

So, after Trump fired James Comey,

He fired AG Sessions.

Those two firings were just a part

Of the president's indiscretions.

 

Next came Matthew Whitaker--

A Donald Trump lackey--

As acting AG, and whose background

Was--let's say--a bit tacky.

 

Now AG Barr is there

To willingly play his part

And show how he and Trump are both

Connected heart to heart.

 

Barr's recent appointment has

Very clearly shown

That the president has managed

To get his Roy Cohn.

 

Keeping Congress from seeing the full

Mueller report, Barr

Acts LESS like a fair AG

And MORE like a czar.

 

Flouting the rule of law, Trump

And Barr, political hacks,

Can end up doing a lot of damage

Behind Americans' backs.

 

Now Barr has mentioned the word

"Spying." It never fails

That Trump's appointees tend to go

Completely off the rails.

 

Making Trump a victim only

Satisfies his base.

Trump and Barr don't care whether

Their actions are a disgrace.

 

Now the tinfoil-hat group can say

"All the acrimony

Toward Trump is a nasty plot."

What a bunch of baloney!

 

Our leadership has never been

So chaotic. Never!

Elections, they say, have consequences.

Boy do they ever!

 

-by Bob B (4-11-19)