Lowering the Barr

(The poem can be sung to the tune of "Little Brown Jug.")

 

"Sessions was what you would call

Someone who's not on the ball.

First of all, that little elf

Should not have recused himself.

 

"Now William Barr--well, he's my man.

From the start he was my fan.

He'd have all the tools--yup!--

To cover up a cover-up.

 

(Chorus)

"Ha, ha, ha, and he, he, he…

I have found a devotee.

William Barr as my AG

Will certainly look out for me.

 

"Obstructing justice is I know

For me the only way to go.

Somehow if you play with it,

You can get away with it.

 

"Stack the cards and you will manage

To give yourself a great advantage.

Barr sent signs that he would thwart

The full release of the Mueller Report.

 

(Chorus)

"Ha, ha, ha, and he, he, he…

I have found a devotee.

William Barr as my AG

Will certainly look out for me.

 

"He to such a great extent

Knew how to misrepresent

Mueller's findings. Barr was smarter,

For he could help me be a martyr.

 

"Confuse the public! Misconstrue

Facts so they don't know what's true.

That is how I made my mark.

My bite is much worse than my bark.

 

(Chorus)

"Ha, ha, ha, and he, he, he…

I have found a devotee.

William Barr as my AG

Will certainly look out for me.

 

"With Barr at the DOJ,

I can make a power play.

I'll have my lawyers sue sue sue.

I'll defy subpoenas, too.

 

"I will stonewall--yes, I will--

To frustrate all on Capitol Hill.

Supporters will stand by my side,

Ignoring all I have to hide.

 

(Chorus)

"Ha, ha, ha, and he, he, he…

I have found a devotee.

William Barr as my AG

Will certainly look out for me."

 

-by Bob B (5-1-19)