An Accomplice to a Crime

"William Barr is my name,

But you can call me AG Barr.

Protecting Donald Trump must be

The highlight of my repertoire.

 

"I'll defy the rule of law,

And I don't give a damn if I'm--

Despite what others say or think--

A sly accomplice to his crime."

 

"Lindsey Graham is my name,

Call me Senator Graham, please.

Selling one's soul to the devil is

Where I have my expertise.

 

"I don't care if Trump's corrupt

Or stretches the truth all the time.

If he furthers my goals, I will

Be an accomplice to his crime."

 

"Devin Nunes is my name,

But you can just call me Devin.

Having Trump as president

Is a right-wing extremist's heaven.

 

"If you want to obstruct justice,

Follow the president's paradigm.

Give up your integrity AND

Be an accomplice to his crime."

 

"Sarah Sanders is my name.

I am THE press secretary.

Whenever I lie for President Trump,

I just say a quick Hail Mary.

 

"Working for this president

Is something that I'd call sublime.

No one really cares if he

Or she's an accomplice to his crime."

 

So many people willing to lie--

So many people willing to begrime

Their character and reputations

As accomplices to the president's crime.

 

-by Bob B (5-5-19)