Good-bye, Sarah, Good-bye!

(Can be sung to the tune of the 1922 song "Toot, Toot, Tootsie, Good-bye")

 

Good-bye, Sarah,° good-bye!

Good-bye, Sarah. Nice try.

The press won't have to fight you.

We hope you learned that lying will come back to bite you.

Maybe, Sarah, you'll see

Most will have to agree:

It can be grim out on a limb

When Donald Trump expects you to keep lying for him.

Good-bye, Sarah. Say why.

Good-bye, Sarah, good-bye!

 

Good-bye, Sarah, good-bye!

Good-bye, Sarah. Don’t sigh.

No more briefings start the day.

But when you led them, they were useless anyway.

When you're gone will you know

How low you had to go?

Hey, what the hell:

Trump thinks you're swell.

Those "countless FBI agents" will bid you farewell.

Sarah, keep a dry eye.

Good-bye, Sarah, good-bye!

 

-by Bob B (6-14-19)

 

°Sarah Huckabee Sanders, press secretary to Donald Trump